Weirdonator

1. Are you willing to start a new character in DayZ for the sake of role-playing? Yes 2. Do you have a Skype account? Yes 3. Do you have a private TeamSpeak / Mumble / Ventrillo that we can use for the group (this is not required at all, but it would really be nice if someone had one that we could use)? Nope, sorry 4. What is your new character's full name (you can also use a nickname that you would like to go by. Please, make the nickname serious though, I will not accept any nicknames that are not)? Ulv Bjoernsen 5. What is your character's story (how did they get to Chernarus)? Ulv Bjoernsen was a Norwegian polar bear trainer. He traveled far and wide, showing off his bears' tricks at birthday parties and minor gatherings. Then, the unthinkable happened. A spoiled birthday girl felt just a little too entitled, and tried to control the show, and by extension Trond, the polar bear. Trond promptly ate her, which put something of a damper on the party. The news traveled fast, and pretty soon Ulv and Trond was hunted wherever they went. Finally, in Kirkenes, there was nowhere to go but on a small ferry headed for Longyearbyen on Svalbard. As the bounty hunters immediateley followed them in their own boats, Ulv realized that there was no way to escape them conventionally. So when they arrived on Svalbard, he and Trond ran as fast as they could along the coast, until they finally found a large piece of ice starting to float away from land. Ulv knew that unless he wanted to pay that 500 kr fine, they would have to sail away on that. So they both got on, but as they were clearing out, they heard shots coming from the fog behind them. Trond positioned himself in front of Ulv to protect him, and took several shots to the back. Ulv knew he wouldn't make it, and was devestated, but he was also immensely proud that he had avoided the 500 kr fine. After the last breath left Trond's mouth, Ulv cut him open. He knew he wouldn't survive in this cold with just his clothes, and the last thing he said before he crawled into Trond's carcass and fell asleep, was "I thought they smelled bad on the outside". The next time he opened his eyes would be on a beach in Chernorus. 6. Do you have good microphone quality (very little background noise would be considered good)? Yes