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Any one up for this later today? (at work atm)

I hear ya. Honey, dinner's ready! - Yeah, let me just finish this run and I can log out in safety. Just pause it! - DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFRUCKING GAME!?

I'm infected and hauled up in the devil's castle. Coughing my lungs out and losing blood. Could anybody hook me up with some morphine? Or maybe just some kind words and a lullaby? Don't have much in return, just a map and a watch

same here, got an infection but have some cooked meat so I can last a while. Would be nice if somebody could drop by some antibiotics, since I'm way over at devil's castle :(

Is it just me or can those military type zombies run indoors?

it scared the living daylights out of me.

invite them over for a cup of tea and a bisquit. The latter only if they are nice.

Does this work for players aswell? I've only seen it on z's animals and vehicles.

Why not just buy a replacement MB and be done with it?

What was the problem?

5pm is the worst time ever, even on a saturday. Well, maybe not worst ever, but pretty bad anyway.

That's just low..

I've played dayz for quite some time now and in all my time met one guy who shot at me, and shot at one guy the first day I played this game. For the last weeks I haven't even seen even a sign of life other than the occasional fly coverd body. Even when I run into Cherno or Elektro I see no-one. Last week I heard gunfire, closest I've been to human contact in 8 days. God this is depressing.

You waited three months to get your desktop back? THREE MONTHS!?

Hulk SMASH!

turn on your stereo, double tap tab and let the love flow your way

What disturbs me is the lack of understanding and affection they show me when I want to hug :(

So, there I was, on the outskirts of this little town. Using my binoculars I spotted a little market, and being low on supplies I thought: I could just run in and out losing the z's along the way. After 12 days alive I had grown somewhat delusional I guess, thinking I was better than those empty husks that were once men. I started running, making a B line for the market. Looking over my shoulder I saw 4 z's following me, looking ahead there were maybe 3 shuffling about. I darted into the store and found some food and drinks. I guess I overstayed my welcome, and saw white dots forming left and right. In the back of my mind I heard myself saying Get out, you got what you came for now run. But noooooooooooo, I had to check the storage rooms because I am an only child and things are never just enough. I ran around the counter, narrowly avoiding some grabbing hands, and made a quick scan of the backroom. I got to the back and must've not seen that the door was open, because all of the sudden my screen turned black and white and I heard the telltale sign of a zombie hitting some future dinner. I turned around and shot this lovely individual in the face. It was then that I realized my first two mistakes. The first was not stocking up on bandages when I had the chance. The second was firing a shot with a high caliber weapon. I heard the groans of what sounded like 30 z's, and those white dots began to zigzag around. Bleeding and in dire need of a bandage I did what any man would do. I ran. I ran and looked for open doors. Along the way I gathered a following of what seemed like endless waves of angry, hungry men. Panicked, I ran into the first open door hoping that I could find some salvation, ran into the living room and found.. nothing. Not even an empty tin can. Nothing! Cursing this place to hell and back I heard the shuffles of the formerly mentioned angry mob as they were entering the house. I was trapped. Mistake number three. Three? Who am I kidding, mistake number twelve more likely. Running low on ammo and still bleeding I fight my way outside. But with every shot I attract more and more of these ravenous maniacs, and pretty soon I’m all but surrounded. I hear snarls and moans coming from every direction. I lose hope, this is it then, so long pretty loot, so long favorite weapon, so long me precious toolbe… hold up, an opening. I sprint through and vault a wall. This buys me some time, although not much. No time to get my headings in any case, so I run. In the distance I see some industrial things, and think to myself, can’t be worse than here! Off I go, in to the distance. Still bleeding I begin to cough and my vision turns a dull gray. Finally, after what feels like eons I arrive at the industrial lootfactory (in my mind I will find bandages, ammo, guns, drinks, food and the pearly gates to heaven itself) and enter the first building. Nothing on the ground, I run up the stairs. Just one room here, and I find.. A rotary assembly kit. Just my luck! Well, no time to waste I head downstairs only to find I’m not alone here. I don’t know if it’s my coughing or if they just followed me in here, but there are zombies. Lots and lots of zombies. I empty my last clip into the crowd, and manage to make one last opening. Running outside and all but bled dry I see a little shack to my right. It’s funny how, even when we know all is lost, we try our best to make every second count. As if just those few extra seconds of life will make it all worth it. I manage to enter the shack with the horde breathing down my neck. Not believing my eyes, I take a step. And another. Do my eyes deceive me? Could it be? YES! By Thor’s hammer and great Odin his beard, a bandage! I bend down to pick up this holiest of holy items. As my knees bent, my body follows. I fall down hard. I look at my blood count, and the minus tells me everything I need to know, even before the obvious statement fills my screen. You are dead.

Not just any old zombies, no sir. These were special magical zombies, because I can think of no other explanation. That and not having a bandage and being overly couragious.

Don't think that you can outrun a zombie, you can't. You can however loose a zombie if you get out (and stay out) it's line of sight. Don't make the mistake of thinking you are better than zombies. They can, and will, fuck your shit up. Zombies are better humans than humans. zombies. I think I'm in love.

"help"

you sir, are a lifesaver.

I stand corrected, good sir.

Tick ALL the boxes!

Isn't this just because people start up via six/commander or whatever so it shows only the MP option, but when you start Arma via the desktopshortcut o/w it will show single player?