Kimberlah

Epic fail gets more epic by the second

Epic fail is epic

Hetstaine for president!

I used to own a large (if not the largest) RP server on San Andreas Multiplayer, the RP there is extremely heavy compared to other games. On DayZ though, I find it hard to RP due to the CoD kids here.

Utes sounds like a disease. So Utes please.

will obviously be me

I usually sneak up on people and make vampire sounds, hitting them with a crowbar.

pick me

Me and my squad fix and fly a chopper.. Sneakymode: I'm the best pilot. *Lands at Berezino hospital, half of the squad gets out* *look for supplies, squad gets back in, me not paying attention* Kim: WAIT FOR MEEEHHH Squad: We forgot Kim! *I stand there, shooting zombies that are coming for me as they land* *I get in, we fly to NWAF* Sneakymode: Look how low I can fly Squad: NO SNEAKY DONT Sneakymode Rela...-- *KABLAMO!* *All dead but 1* Guy who's still alive: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING FOR ME Squad: BUT WE DED *They hide the bodies, not noticing the alive guy.* Guy who's still alive: THEY HID OUR BODIES! Some other guy: I FOUND A CAR! *We decide not to drive back to the airfield, instead we just go camp hunting.* #BlameEddy

20, am I finally an adult now? D:

ATV! *drives it to NWAF* Oh well at least I didnt die from the ATV.. *headshot*

No need for rangefinders when you have mildots.

HEY LETS ADD A THING TO TRANSPLANT BRAINS ON YOUR OWN Seriously this thread makes no sense ._.

Funny how CTH, STH and ClanZones are all linked to Remco, yet CTH states to be at war with STH.

M107 for long range targets and MP5A5 for CQB.

Fail, creating accounts to post here. A bit fishy to have a lot of people with 1 post straight after eachother isn't it.

toygun shootout, playground, 4 PM. Be there.

Rainbow dash escapes anything, so do I.

what if I bring my M107

Cant see me when I sonic rainboom!

NO, RAINBOW DASH IS. #teamcaps

Does it matter that I like Rainbow Dash more than anything else in existence?

You fail at trolling sir.

Cant quite remember ;< I think it was something like shining armor.

I shoot down choppers every day with a record of 7 choppers within 24 hours using a M107. Just stick around Cherno on a high populated server and they'll be just as common as zeds.