Kimberlah

So after 43 pages, this has died?

No gun beats the M107. The sound makes my chair wet instantly.

Michael. Michael Jackson. Nuff' said.

I prefer to just go naked. *Gets chased by zombies, someone in a hero skin near me* Hero: That woman must be in distress! Me: HELP ME! PLEASE! Hero: I shall defend this woman! *Hero kills zombies, approaches me* Me: Thank you, is there anything I could do in return? Hero: You have a lovely body.. *Pulls a M107 out of her arse* Me: Why, thank you, it can store various things, no need for backpacks! Hero: Please put that rifle away.. Me: It's not loaded, see! *Fires a shell into his face* Me: Oops. *Shoves the M107 back into her arse.* Me: Time for a drink now! *Milk.*

Derpy hasn't been on skype since he said that there were some brony's waiting for him. He's probably drunk now, he'll be back tomorrow.

Skype. Now.

I wish I had time today ;<

Mass Effect. That's Kasumi Goto from some DLC.

I could be a prostitute and sell myself for beans.

Roadkill at night, I always find at least 1 raw meat on those bodies? lol

*hides*

Just make sure it's 7200rpm or more. And FRAPS works fine, you don't have to get Dxtory.

Is my new signature any good? I now love Queen Chrysalis because she's just epic ><

I used to rage a lot when something went wrong, I smashed several keyboards and mouses. I recently bought a G19 keyboard and RAT 7 mouse, so whenever I smash them, I wont get a new one that quickly as they're expensive. So now, I just go for a smoke (or two) or I beat up my boyfriend. He seems to enjoy getting beaten up by me for some wierd reason.

As long as you approach from the west and don't go anywhere near the runway, you're fine. Never go out in the open and even though some people tell you to bring a few friends, it wouldn't be smart to do that as it just makes you a bigger target.

The forest west of Zelenogorsk has a lot of camps too.

Epic fail gets more epic by the second

Epic fail is epic

Hetstaine for president!

I used to own a large (if not the largest) RP server on San Andreas Multiplayer, the RP there is extremely heavy compared to other games. On DayZ though, I find it hard to RP due to the CoD kids here.

Utes sounds like a disease. So Utes please.

will obviously be me

I usually sneak up on people and make vampire sounds, hitting them with a crowbar.

pick me

Me and my squad fix and fly a chopper.. Sneakymode: I'm the best pilot. *Lands at Berezino hospital, half of the squad gets out* *look for supplies, squad gets back in, me not paying attention* Kim: WAIT FOR MEEEHHH Squad: We forgot Kim! *I stand there, shooting zombies that are coming for me as they land* *I get in, we fly to NWAF* Sneakymode: Look how low I can fly Squad: NO SNEAKY DONT Sneakymode Rela...-- *KABLAMO!* *All dead but 1* Guy who's still alive: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING FOR ME Squad: BUT WE DED *They hide the bodies, not noticing the alive guy.* Guy who's still alive: THEY HID OUR BODIES! Some other guy: I FOUND A CAR! *We decide not to drive back to the airfield, instead we just go camp hunting.* #BlameEddy