whipper1

Why don't you pay some respect, faggot? I've killed over 600 terrorists during my black op missions in Beantown and Chernarus. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong board and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on secret bean camps, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed beans server. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Chernarus, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and beans. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hatchet. Not only am I extensively trained in hatchet combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the secret server camp and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey fagets, My name is Mr. Beans, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass beans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any beans? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off in the campfire bean can. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Alpha Squad, and starter on my bus server. What cars do you drive, other than "jack off to naked drawn bean cans"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot beans can (She just gave me beans; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my beans

u guys are all fagets and i hate all of you. dayz is the worst game ever and u wimps need to stop trying to be so hardcore.