Jeff the killer

Ok thank you very much I was unaware. Also thank you for not just going OMGZ you fuckwit rocket said this go kill yourself. So ya beans to you

Lol I would go with minecraft approach feed them meat to tame or make them listen better but if they die to zombies lonelys would just feel depressed

Lol over a million different zombie faces sounds sweet :)

A hacker i would rather be killed by an invinsable axe wielding man singing than running into a bush to hard and breaking my leg/go into shock

Lol ya ya I just don't see why perfect grammar spelling and punctuation is needed to say something on the Internet lol

Well many other guns or items are quite large or heavy eg m240 12.5 kg and about 50 inches long or a the helicopter rotary thing it's still fine but it is true its unrealistic for some guy with a backpack with an m240 and 5 100 round magazines while holding an as50 can run as fast as a guy with only a makorav and can of beans and on the .50 damage I think it's kinda unfair but only because it's 1 hit kill everywhere like sure it's gonna screw your arm but you could survive if you had the proper supplies but with the tumble lets not forget these people are wearing stuff like backpacks,ammo pouches, and well clothing so you gotta factor that and having even a AA battery sized hole in any internal organ save the pancreas maybe

And say whoever survives the longest minimum of 5 mins gets to implement anything

Well one time me and my friends decided to split up after we found each other(fresh spawned) so after 2 days we were pretty good we would compare our gear (I was in last with akm g17 and camo clothing) but we are supposed to put in our tent then get a screen shot so we are currently doing that when I decide I'm going to really quickly get some water cus I'm next to stream so when I get back some guy dressed as a priest is in my tent I only have my g17 do I sneak up behind him 7 in the head 10 in the body he doesn't move so I think alt f4 dammit nope he uses my akm and shoots me to death so I think ok I'm unlucky then over Skype The hell!? The priest appeared infront of my second friend and when he appeared he was already in his tent killed him with his own gun and same happened to my third friend so ya he was tping to tents

Lol I came here expecting OMGZ dfib is magic heal weapon but this would actually be awesome but I would also love seing it as an weapon :) I can see it now guy sniping then over direct contact Hey sniper! Think fast ZAP!! But it would take warm up time to which no sprinting and 1 hit kill now before somebody says OMG a device designed to restart your heart by shocking you 1 hit kills you retard go kill ur self don't forget unless your both standing still it's almost no chance for a kill

YES WOLVES lol favorite animal but yes this sounds sweet maybe you can tame a horse instead of just jump on random horse with no saddle or horse shoes and be able to sprint through a city totaly fine lol

I thought it was...nvm it was dirty that is all

Hm so no idea what it is? Edit I AM RETARDED it's upside down skull lol

Lol just made me think of this Some guy sniping at elektro ghille as50 coyote backpack some guy with m1911 and dog starts sneaking up to him so he can get a clear shot ( lets say spotted him with name tags) dog grrrrr bark sniper SHIT alt f4... Dog meat for dinner :D

That's actualy an awesome idea Ive only seen people bitch or make stupid ideas(alt f4 1 time perma banned) but this would be cool Edit ok priceless I have seen many posts by you what is your screen pic?

I myself have only used quit game abort against zombies if some guy ambushes me its my fault he has the right to kill me even if it's hopeless eg me with m1911 vs 2 guys with Aks I just suicide run I only quit against zombies cus no honor in dying to them except 1 time but thAts a different story ;)

Actually OP already said the saving helps because the hacker can just delete the trees,auto delete tents(yes this is real) or just tp to them so a legit save would be cool but I would say something like a 30 slot bank vault like thing so you can only put things in once from then on only take out until empty then gone forever or maybe get a new one every 10 deaths or so

Please elaborate no you would survive? No my points are wrong or I'm right no he would not survive? Please tell me Edit sorry saw that I made a double post

That is a very good and legit point but you gotta agree without almost immediate medical attention you're going to die if it hits you almost any where if some guy with morphine bandages and a blood bag thinks he can save you he's wrong

That is a very good and legit point but you gotta agree without almost immediate medical attention you're going to die if it hits you almost any where if some guy with morphine bandages and a blood bag thinks he can save you he's wrong

That is a very good and legit point but you gotta agree without almost immediate medical attention you're going to die if it hits you almost any where if some guy with morphine bandages and a blood bag thinks he can save you he's wrong

Well a .50 bmg is gonna screw you up pretty bad I mean if it can take out an armored truck then getting shot in the stomach is gonna kill you But on the knife topic I would say 2.5k blood per hit hits slightly faster than axe half the range and 40-50% chance of bleed On hit

Agreed I wouldn't call my self a good player I have stumbled across a camp while trying to cut into cherno I have l85 as50 PDW and plenty of ammo for all binocs range finder ghille and a satchel charge with a backpack (20 slots) and I marked the place in cords so I can return when I need to I have died plenty and have killed 2 players alltogether trust me stuff doesn't dictate skill level beans for whoever red wall of text

hello so im currently near chenarus in a barn(also in the stats at bottom that apear when you log in says bot under chenarus) i believe (small building filled with hay with 3 levels) at 207 blood im currently hiding from the undead and can use a smoke grenade for a signal and ammo or drink as payment a blood tranfusion and match boxes would be nice but blood transfusion is fine my steam id is cvbnm309 or jeff the killer my current name is jeff the killer but to log in its cvbnm309 (not the steam name) also my ign is jeff the killer i am armed with a hatchet which i can put away if any medics feel threatend by it announce yourself first though cus i might think of you as a threat if you walk in aiming at me with a rifle...not that i could really hurt you lol