Jeff the killer

Im just putting this out there this is not ment as OMG HACKERS ARE GAY BAN THEM ALL. Im just saying its ironic how many hackers ive found since i posted they seem to have died down. So ya its pretty funny and ya m107 i guess would make sense but it happened just as i shot the guy and we were the only ones on the server (forgot to mention when i respawned i also switched server to 30 person server).

NO make them harder so if you get into eye contact they send you to a dimension ruled by door people

looks like really tall coconuts... but if they hatch game over man game over

looks like really tall coconuts... but if they hatch game over man game over

well recently i noticed that my almost endgame charactor (still missing a ghillie suit dammit) has been alive the longest even though i mostly play on 10-40 people servers. Oddly enough i havent seen any hackers for like 3 weeks when before that i would even get shot up by cows on low pop servers. Are they dying down and waiting for standalone or am i just lucky?

getting shot SHIT...dammit while hearing the walking IF YOU KILL ME I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR BLOOD SEEPS INTO MY CLOTHING AND I EAT YOUR HEART I WILL RA... Jeff the killer was killed

firstly not made by me credit to banana corn and the video mr creepypasta an awsome guy If you’re reading this, then I am hopefully long gone. It’s been… two months now since the meteor struck Mississippi. There was a lot of public interest in it, astrologers and the like all gathering around for a look. They took samples of the rock and shipped them all over the world to museums in every country. Hell, I almost made a trip to have a look myself, but I had an interview with a potential employer. If he hadn’t called me up the previous day, I’d be dead now. Three days later, after the initial hype died down, the news reported nothing on the meteor for a couple of days. The next thing I heard about it was when I got home from the pub and turned on the late-night news. I was just in time to catch a breaking news article. The worried-looking reporter informed me that almost everyone who had been in the vicinity of Mississippi when the meteor went down had been hospitalised. Their symptoms were similar to those that a corpse experiences during decomposition. Ten people had already died, mostly the elderly and the very young. Scientists and geneticists from all over the globe were working frantically to try and find a cure. Being smarter than the average bear, I gathered some supplies and prepared for an epidemic. Years of being paranoid beyond reason was finally about to pay off. The news the next day had a lighter tone. A Chinese scientist had worked out that the meteor had contained an alien strain of bacteria that slowly broke down flesh tissue. The scientist also remarked that the bacteria were only affecting humans. He had also worked out that if a victim consumed a living being, such as an insect, it would delay the progression of the bacteria, giving the scientists more time to figure out a permanent cure. Anyone who thought they may have contracted the infection was to eat as many live creatures as they could. The reporter also explained that the US Army was attempting to contain the infection. They failed. Anyone who has read Stephen King’s book, The Stand, will have an idea of how the bacteria made its way around the world. It passed through the air, but to catch it, you had to be near someone infected. Because the symptoms took between three to five days to kick in, people didn’t realise that they were infected. In a week, Victus Somes Disease, as it had been named, was global. I had barricaded myself in my house, with towels and blankets stuffed into every crack. I had the TV tuned to the news all day and night. The scientists had not predicted that the bacteria would adapt to the infected people’s efforts at trying to keep it at bay. Victims all over the world were claiming that the insects were no longer working. People were starting to catch small mammals and eat them. As the days went by, people were slowly eating larger and larger animals. The first reported case of cannibalism was, ironically, the last broadcast made. The anchorman’s hair was falling out and he was missing three teeth. He nervously told America that there had been a reported case of cannibalism in Southern Europe. He also said that there would be no further broadcasts. All survivors were to lock themselves in their house and not let anyone in. For the next week and a half, I watched the infected shamble up the street, knocking on doors. One of my neighbours, a couple of houses down from me, was stupid enough to open the door. Three people dragged him out and started biting his flesh. They started with his arms and legs, trying to keep him alive for as long as possible. They were crying as they ate. Their meal was shrieking in pain, and the three people eating him were apologising furiously through mouthfuls of his arm. I don’t think they were unable to control themselves; it looked more like they were disgusted by what they had to do to stay alive. They tried to break into my house five or six days later, but my barricades held. They were outside, begging me to let them in. “Just one bite. Please, be generous.” I listened to their pleading all night, too scared to sleep. I suppose I should explain why I’m writing this. I’m infected. Yesterday I coughed and lost a canine. I spent the night pulling out my teeth, easing them out one by one. It didn’t hurt; they just slid out, like pulling up carrots. Anyway, as I was saying, I’m infected. The bugs have stopped working, and all the wild animals have long since run away. I have decided to lure someone into my house and attack them. It sounds so wrong writing that out, but I don’t want to die. And I’m so hungry. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. edit a stupid typo

Ok thank you for clearing that up but they might have had the l85 in there tent or backpack.

2 things first how do you know what they had on them or can admins see that cus I don't know. Second did you ban them and raid there camp?

... A scope? Jk but still if they got auto aim and boxes there scripting hackers but then why not use as50 or instakill server. Still proboly are scripters but I don't know about auto aim (maybe spotted with l85 aka thermal gun).

Lol I've only been chased by invincible chickens

YES NARUTO IS FUCKING AWSOME Anyways I only know of camo ghille and civilian clothing. Plus the hero and bandit skins.

Bedyr I'm not disagreeing with you but dmr is compatible with nvg aka he can use night vision through the scope. Spawning boxes on the other hand... Edit and the 1 hit kill might be a headshot

So I went on DE 2354 and I logged into the elektro fire station. After checking it a guy named crittical hit (yes crittical). Ran past me with a cz so I shot him and was kicked... So I logged back in hid his body. So ya to the admin I had a dmr already :P dont just kick people if a guy in a ghille suit uses an mk48 to gun you down he proboly wont take your cz.

Forgot to mention we were the only ones on the server at the time. So either I'm pretty lucky or he's really unlucky.

Nice best I've found in NWAF was my dmr

Lol that's what most people think when they post stuff like this. I really posted this to see if the guy would see and maybe tell me why he did it ( after a paragraph of how he made love to my mother)

I love creepypasta and everything horror related eg Steven King favorite author. Anyways credit to bannanacorn here it is comment on what you think. If you’re reading this, then I am hopefully long gone. It’s been… two months now since the meteor struck Mississippi. There was a lot of public interest in it, astrologers and the like all gathering around for a look. They took samples of the rock and shipped them all over the world to museums in every country. Hell, I almost made a trip to have a look myself, but I had an interview with a potential employer. If he hadn’t called me up the previous day, I’d be dead now. Three days later, after the initial hype died down, the news reported nothing on the meteor for a couple of days. The next thing I heard about it was when I got home from the pub and turned on the late-night news. I was just in time to catch a breaking news article. The worried-looking reporter informed me that almost everyone who had been in the vicinity of Mississippi when the meteor went down had been hospitalised. Their symptoms were similar to those that a corpse experiences during decomposition. Ten people had already died, mostly the elderly and the very young. Scientists and geneticists from all over the globe were working frantically to try and find a cure. Being smarter than the average bear, I gathered some supplies and prepared for an epidemic. Years of being paranoid beyond reason was finally about to pay off. The news the next day had a lighter tone. A Chinese scientist had worked out that the meteor had contained an alien strain of bacteria that slowly broke down flesh tissue. The scientist also remarked that the bacteria were only affecting humans. He had also worked out that if a victim consumed a living being, such as an insect, it would delay the progression of the bacteria, giving the scientists more time to figure out a permanent cure. Anyone who thought they may have contracted the infection was to eat as many live creatures as they could. The reporter also explained that the US Army was attempting to contain the infection. They failed. Anyone who has read Stephen King’s book, The Stand, will have an idea of how the bacteria made its way around the world. It passed through the air, but to catch it, you had to be near someone infected. Because the symptoms took between three to five days to kick in, people didn’t realise that they were infected. In a week, Victus Somes Disease, as it had been named, was global. I had barricaded myself in my house, with towels and blankets stuffed into every crack. I had the TV tuned to the news all day and night. The scientists had not predicted that the bacteria would adapt to the infected people’s efforts at trying to keep it at bay. Victims all over the world were claiming that the insects were no longer working. People were starting to catch small mammals and eat them. As the days went by, people were slowly eating larger and larger animals. The first reported case of cannibalism was, ironically, the last broadcast made. The anchorman’s hair was falling out and he was missing three teeth. He nervously told America that there had been a reported case of cannibalism in Southern Europe. He also said that there would be no further broadcasts. All survivors were to lock themselves in their house and not let anyone in. For the next week and a half, I watched the infected shamble up the street, knocking on doors. One of my neighbours, a couple of houses down from me, was stupid enough to open the door. Three people dragged him out and started biting his flesh. They started with his arms and legs, trying to keep him alive for as long as possible. They were crying as they ate. Their meal was shrieking in pain, and the three people eating him were apologising furiously through mouthfuls of his arm. I don’t think they were unable to control themselves; it looked more like they were disgusted by what they had to do to stay alive. They tried to break into my house five or six days later, but my barricades held. They were outside, begging me to let them in. “Just one bite. Please, be generous.” I listened to their pleading all night, too scared to sleep. I suppose I should explain why I’m writing this. I’m infected. Yesterday I coughed and lost a canine. I spent the night pulling out my teeth, easing them out one by one. It didn’t hurt; they just slid out, like pulling up carrots. Anyway, as I was saying, I’m infected. The bugs have stopped working, and all the wild animals have long since run away. I have decided to lure someone into my house and attack them. It sounds so wrong writing that out, but I don’t want to die. And I’m so hungry. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. // Credited to BananaCorn. Say if you want me to post a audio of it.

ok well i will post the video reading of it (by mrcreepypasta WOOT) only if you guys really want so like 2 guys saying yes

It's in alpha DUR HURR. Is what I would say if I was a retard trying to defend dayZ. Point is you're right (mostly) but don't forget stand Alone's comings soon and duping will be fixed a hacking at least tunned down.

Yesterday I joined a server with me and three people in a clan. I saw a guy in a truck and kinda panicked he asked friendly? To which I said yes then he shot at me so I shot back. He was saying over chat "Jeff the killer isn't friendly guys" but then he went down so I checked there truck(I got hit like 3 times and had 1300 blood) inside mostly noob gear but a gps and 2 mags for my Ak74. But the guy well he wasn't dead his pulse was strong so I finished him and he had a m4a1 holo silenced with an m203... WTF I thought to my self so being the idiot I am I paused dayZ and checked the gun guide. I didn't die but it was a hacked in gun do I hid the body. Now i hear hey I'm friendly so I see an unarmed guy running at me and I pass out. He goes into my backpack and I think he's going after my einfield I'm dead nope he blood bags me and says he will never kill an injured man. After I murdered his friend popped all his trucks tires and broke it's windshield he helped me. So my faith in humanity is restored :D

Repost.

Ya turns out it was outta gas.

So I was walking around The hills of elektro and heard flies. So I find 2 bodies both ghillied. One with an m1014 and the other with m1911 and starter packs. So I just shrug it of when a bullet hits next to me. So I be a rational thinking human and run around in circles until picking a direction. The gun fire stops so I think I'm safe. Nope duo sniper 1m so I'm on a brown hill no sight so screw it pdw fire Into his name and below. It's gone so I just wait for flies. Snap my legs out fuck I think I look around he's 20m away now then midair muzzle flash that's when I disconnect. Now if it turns out I was lagging and you're legit I apologize for dcing. But I just wanna know were you scripting?