Jeff the killer

Walking along new spawn and find a nice little SD m4a1. So I thought Jesus I'm lucky. Nope 1 hit KO by zombie and I suppose my pathetic whimpers attracted enough to smash my legs, hopes, and dreams.

MUST RESIST SPELLING MISTAKES... But on a more serious note I do agree. Most of my encounters are either hey I'm friendly BANG them asking for almost anything (help,guns,supplies) BANG and once maybe 10 lives hey bro I'm friendly... How did he log out so fast?

maybe for certain guns but most of these guns are highly resiliant eg i can get a video if you want of a guy using a ak47 and firing until its flaming and a guy who buried his g17 for i think a month and it fires fine.

well for the 50 cal stuff you can only find them in crashed helicopter so i think its safe to presume its maybe a british helicopter sent from there military? and then its not odd to find an LMG in a military strong point :P

hmmm maybe it was hacked in an considering you were in it they thought you hacked it in.

Hey just letting you know I'm behind and will not shoot so you should try to blow my brains out then QQ after cus your a fuck head at aiming.

Ok due to the amazing powers of the walking deads darryl i shall answer your question :P. After waiting i saw the searcher again he was slowly walking to me but not screaming anymore. I stood up and walked to him when we were almost right infront of eachother i couldnt control my charactor only my camera i simply thought he was going to finish me but i still tried to throw my grenade but to no avail. When we stopped he began speaking it... it was the broken scratchy voice of a man who has screamed his throat raw. He just kept asking over and over again where was Lilah and i waited for him to end me, but he never did. So i told him she was dead so i hid here body. He began saying no...NO NO NO NO. Until i thought he was going to start screaming again but i noticed something else. His head was moving as if he was trying to look in ever direction yelling no and twisting his head it was as if he was having a head only seizure. If you have played RE4 then he was moving like a iron maiden the spiky regenorators. He pulled out his axe yelling more random words some i could make out some i couldnt. I could only make out LILAH!, YOU WILL!, NEW BODY!, and NO. At this point i could move so i simply dropped the grenade infront of him he stopped screaming and we waited... Until i relized it was a dud to which he simply began laughing not like he found it funny, no more like he was simply laughing because he couldnt do anything else. I only waited as i saw him walking closer and swinging his axe... Still laughing.

omfg i saw that thing at school XD its some kid saying hes a navy seal or something with spy friends who killed over 300 and talked about his secret "missions". When within all truthfullness would actually get him coart marshelled or even arrested for treason. oh and also he misspelled guerrilla warfare (said gorilla) and missed its meaning it pretty much means armed civilians or milita using military tactics which apperantly he does as a navy marine thats also top in the world XD

The searcher and the green man firstly green man will come later but the searcher... So on one of my first lives i was in a night server thinking i was more invisible... this was mostly true it was also where i got my first murder some guy thought his makorav could take my mp5 so you know. After i finished looting and hid his body i decided to run into the woods maybe head to NWAF or stary maybe even just camp and go to a day server. Nope i heard what sounded like a grown man crying over direct chat so i searched around nothing... After that i ran into town thinking a ghost wouldnt follow me into it i was right but as the sobs got farther away i decided that if i wasnt dead he never saw me so i decided to search for him. After a grueling 20 minutes of following sobs that were getting quieter i found a camp fire with a dead girl next to it i checked the body and saw she had no items and was simply named Lilah. So after i finished searching around i decided to bury the poor girl... BIG mistake right after i buried her body i heard a simple scream nothing more nothing less. That is until it grew louder and louder it sounded like it was coming from everywhere i simply span around stupidly trying to find its source and lit a flare. I was in a field i had no idea how i got it may have been while i was checking her body while it was being buried maybe i gaped out i dont know it was simply empty grassy hills and plains. I walked for a while to interested to abort because i never stray from a fight. The screaming stopped but was replaced by a females sobbing and the same mans but he was now crying out for Lilah almost screaming her name. I almost felt bad for the poor man but again i trudged on when i got over the first hill i just saw 3 bodys 1 female 2 males. There was andrea, XXfastshotXX and maxray i was kinda confused and at the same time thought about the 10 year old that most likely made the second name and simply chuckled. After what seemed like forever (i also hid there bodys and relized my stuff was gone) i turned on my mic and simply told whoever was crying to shut up. I was back in the forest out of no where with all my items back so i thought well i guess i just needed to prove im not taking it... The man was covered in blood with bullet holes and maybe an axe wound in his head he asked me a simple question. Where... wheres lilah? we stared for a while and i relized shit were back at the camp. He repeated the statment louder and seemingly on the verge of tears. I decided no bullshit and simply said i hid her body why? That was my second mistake he screamed as if he was being ripped apart and charged me now he wasnt armed but all the same i saw him as a greater threat than a bandit with an LMG. My third mistake was when i lit him up i began back peddling and firing until my mp5 was empty then i started to run everytime i looked back he wasnt there but his screams of anger and pain continued to follow me. I decided to stop later and gain my bearings (i was completly lost but found a road) it turns out i was about 2km away from where i found the camp so about 2.5km away from cherno i decided to try to get back there. When i got out of the map screen it was abnormally bright i looked around and the searcher (as i named him it was a no tag server) was sitting the opposite way at a camp fire. I stupidly decided to try to shoot him and after emptying half my mag and watching him stand it dawned on me he simply wont be killed so i turned and ran as his screams continued. About 20 mins later i could see cherno and my hopes rose some where my mind was telling me remember he couldnt enter the town its safe. Oh how i was wrong when i got in i turned to look at him (i didnt know how to turn my head yet) and saw him standing there i decided to make my victory complete and shot him. To my surprise he fell down so i decided to check him to my surprise nothing no backpack but his pulse was strong. I decided to drag him into a zombie infested building and let them eat him. As i was dragging him he was able to talk again and began screaming for me to bring back Lilah and release him i obviously didnt and decided to end it in the firestation. After i dropped him he stayed down and took out my makorav. He was gone when i turned back suprised i relized he must have simply logged out or teleported away so i went on with my life... I was back in the field where the bodys were (still blood on the ground) and i decided im dead no point in struggling i simply took out my flares and waited with my final frag grenade... you all should know how this ended but il let you choose the ending unless you want me to tell it :D

but...but i want a lazer cannon :(

killed Dont listen to my drop your gun commands shot Tell me your friendly then miss with your only shot constantly try to get me to come see something in a corner or just act complety shady while you have a gun shoot at me Have an incredible stupid name or a clan i hate (very rare) spare bambi low powered gun beg for life (if i feel bad) droped gun and listened helped me before at a total disadvantege so i let you go

firstly marcarco i love higurashi :D and secondly 34 dayz and i dead defending 2 bambis and my bro XD still took 3 guys and a truck with me.

I smile wait and remember what a wise man once told me. "if you wait long enough by a river the bodies of your enemys will come floating down"

l85 as50 35days played in an suv going to a tip for a heli lag somehow eject and die server restarts when im 200 meters away... edit also got it all legit

YES finally some one else who isnt just kos child. Anyways recently i had to kill someone it went like this. HEY you with the g36 dont stand up (stands up) HEY i swear to god dont turn around (begins turning) last chance stop... BANG BANG so i take some food but the problem he was pretty new and even told me where he got it(server with sidechat) I felt so bad for him i legitly (and stupidly) lugged his gun and most of his gear to balota where he spawned and dropped it infront of him but he didnt fire he actually just thanked me blood bagged me and left. Now one downside (this happened) Hey sniper drop your gun (logs out)... fuck

So i was in the office building in electro hearing some guy talking like he was sad so i ran out. He was dragging someguy with an m24 he apperantly knocked him out with his fire axe. So i walk in and hes freindly then... A ghillie guy spawns in and i light him up cus he scared me nope blood spurts but nothing. I was using an akm so i was confused but i shrugged it off then bam im unconsious and bleeding luckly i wake up and i bandage myself(the entire time hes been moving his feet but not actually moving seems like moving sideways). Then dead so ya wtf (after i died he still stayed there)

so i woke from my coma today i see a tent with 2 bodies around it. Being an awesome ninja genius i then sprint there and check it. BANG a bullet hits the tent so i grab the g17 my mouse was over and run into the nearby firestation. He then calls me a coward for running and i take that as a challenge so i spot him and shoot at him with my g17. I suprisingly hit him with it in the leg... He disconnects so i simply laugh and check the area. After grabbing a m1014 with no ammo i get ready to leave. Pop there he is 5 feet ahead of me at the window i was standing at with his pdw out. So i light him up with my g17 and kill him... apperanlty im now a hacker and i will soon be banned. So ya odd morals guys :D

Once upon a time... I ran over your sniper support with a truck BANG

btw i said sniping new spawns but he was actually just using an akm.

Also he didnt kill the axe guy or the unconsious guy

Also i was fine with every other guy eg the 2 people no lag and all loot was spawning and my ping was 12 ♫

no idea what that is lol

Well just my luck my recently aquired as-50 was gracefully stolen from me because a bus crashed head first into me... nah it was fucking hilarious :D

Oh and if anyones wondering im now armed with as-50 like 10 mags pdw 8 pdw mags coyote backpack and m240... ya im doing good.(he also had a scorpion but thats hacked in so...)

So a while ago i posted of how the hackers seemed to have died down and how i have not found one in a while... Well from friday to sunday my life has been ended restarted then ended again by hackers. So first i was deep in the forest and heard a atv so i thought i would try to take it when he got close (50-100m) i opened fire to which my legs broke and i died with -20k blood. so i thought just my luck and respawned 2 soldiers behind me i only hear cmon we gonna take a ride. So we go to a barn they question me about some random stuff and mk48 and ghillie on the ground so i take it(i know but hey i just died). Then i notice cherno is kinda...on fire ya so i decide what the hell lets go i find some ghillie body in the church and notice the guys still on (PsycoZ). So we become friends and help get his stuff back we continue and i die yet again and thats the end of that day. Now on saterday me and him log in and we decide to go to the medical tents. We see some guy climbing the tallest building in cherno and we open fire. As50 tws and g36 sd... so we continue and we go to the top to scope out the area (and maybe snipe some people ;)) but we see a sniper he proceeds to role into the hospital roof bulding thing... So while i keep him distracted psyco sneaks up on him guess what? as-50 tws. So we continue on and i end up dying what i think was legit. Then on sunday to top it off i spawn aaaaaand boom infinite hour glass... Goddamit was i wrong.