insaneturtle

can we have this, please?

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yall are stupid as fuck....... if the dude had negative humanity YOU GAIN humanity equal to the amount he had hence why your going up also its has all the murders and zombie kills from your past lives hence the negative 53k i still have around -20k here

In game name: cammor Location: Houston, Texas Experience: Three months Age: 16 Availability: all the time up until school starts then its week day afternoons and saturday and sunday Time available: it varies i run cross country so we have early meets for most of the next couple of months (once per week usually Friday) Time Zone: central Weapon preference: Sniper, or bait (not with all my items mind you) Additional information: very very chill, i have never been in a dayz clan but i have played in a mount and musket regiment. also i have all my items so i don't need handouts as for all the comp gear i pass on everything.

honestly i never see anyone in this game. i only get sniped when i have literally all the gear i want/need by that i mean my m107 that camo gun whose name escapes me that is an assault rifle that has silence ammo m4a1 cco sd??????? m9 silenced gille and all the ammo i could ever need along with almost every special item (dont have the radio yet) i never die running across any clearing always in the forest under trees............ edit: oh yeah and medics would be kay with me aslong as i dont get shot in the face by one (then im out for blood. lots and lots of blood [none of the bagged variety].........)

thanks artard247 good on ya mate (don't let them keep ya down)

so turns out they found my body and hid it but the only thing i lost was my sniper.........

naw i didnt and it appears that they may be mobalizing again cause i heard a bus or other big car and they have a heli circling now sniping time to shine man two dudes are ranskaking the fuck outta it should i shoot them??? edit: to late ones dead..... edit edit: woot they left the copter. nvm took it while i posted andddd they killed me XD srry span i just had to test out if i could hit you :( ehh your probably one of the doopers so SHIT SPAN WAS THE FIRST LEADER ON THE BOARD

another duper camp at 018 050-051 enjoy edit: or i think its 018..... try in or around that one ill recheck just to be nice edit edit: yup and 018 036 is gone so new target established for ya edit edit edit: also plenty of gilles 2+ coyote back packs a ton of m249 rounds and two or more of them (fucking triple tents..... dont know how to loot em all) all the tools (sept range finder) uhhhhh no axes antibiotics as50 guns and rounds (only one left now XD) hrm spare repair shit....... uhhhhhhhh lots of other stuff too..... frags 1 satchel (thats mine don't pick it up jk) so yeah now im fully kitted out........ wat do i do now................. TO DOBRY HILL! (jk)

bitches got a heilo don't they?

dead here too.... just logged for a game and bam the excat same thing as op except for gear items and clothing (camo here...)

edit: oops didnt see that they were closed....

man i spawned into a game with negative 24k humanity. i havent even killed anoyone yet........

you havent been on the receiving end of a noobs axe have you? i have.... three times.... trust me they are just as cold blooded as i

so what you really want is a quick score on some good loot eh......

hmm seems like sniping is a dream many pursue.... age 16. icedstorm1 here got most of my gear dmr/m107 plenty of rounds for both im lacking only my gps my gille and a coyote backpack. as50 is a dream but not really a must for me i prefer the m107 due to how it looks XD

honestly you all dont seem to get the point of this game. IT IS A SIMULATOR FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. its ment to be as realistic as possible hence the food the broken bones the blood count the hearing and sound the water( all the basic things a real life scenario should have) and guess what it also has LIMITED ITEMS, BANDITS and ofc ZEDS. so what if theres a few glitches in the graphics department and some hackers that kill people for no reason (they got me twice so don't bitch). to all of you complaining about how its kill or be killed you are all living in a fantasy land. if you were in the midst of a zombie Apocalypse and you were unsure if the person you saw is going to murder you for things he doesn't have would you shout out to him FRIENDLY and expect him to not follow natures most basic law? sure there is a ton of unnecessary killing of newbies but i have witnessed no less than three times the noobs i try to help out turn on me as soon as they grip an axe. yes i have helped a great deal more than that so im not giving up on the survivor pop in general. Dallas I'm talking to you here now. would you, brimming with goodies and weapons in a real life scenario trust a grimy probably injured and defenseless street rat that you happen to find in one of your forays into the cities with guarding your back? put yourself into his/her shoes if he/she killed you he/she would be safe, secure and above all have the supplies necessary to save his/her skin if a zombie attack did occur. this is by no means a rationale for the rest of the bandit murders that really are for no gain in Dayz, but it helps to clear up what Dayz represents, which is in the truest form the closest simulation to a zombie outbreak that exists in the world today. also THE DEVS AND ROCKET ARE TRYING. THEY CANT FIX EVERYTHING. DAYZ ISNT STANDALONE WHICH MEANS IT HAS TO DEAL WITH ARMA 2s BUGS AND SHIT

on a road weren't you........ yeah those things are dangerous seeing as zombies have a radar for when someone runs over them (or crawls) /sarcasm also senor YOU RUN FASTER THAN THEY DO........ run (walking if it is steep enough) up a steep hill and then run back down they will die from that (they cant handle momentum like the character). this goes for anyone bitching about getting knocked out. I've played was less than all of you and yet i do just fine training zombies and then when bored running directly into that train to see which one of them can hit me. i don't get hit a lot....... in fact I've even done this today they seem to have devolved from track star zombie to almost survivor track runner, which makes it so much easier to kill them. edit: also the version your playing and the difficulty your playing may effect how they act. along with the hidden settings for the server you got koed on

rofls I've had this problem wayyy before this patch i would go into a village and kill literally thirty zombies. while looting their corpses they all respawned and aggro i eventually logged out and reloged to get rid of them all by myself i probably killed around 60 zombies (i had no more ammo after that) which for a town the size of which i was looting was ridiculous that's like cherno edit: yall bitch wayyyyyyyyyyy more than i ever did rofls. there is a reason i carry 100+ bullets at all times, it comes with the job.. if you invade a city that was destroyed by zombies EXPECT to get the fuck mobbed outa ya. also if you run out of ammo and youve sunk literally days of gameplay into them dont freaking let them die to zeds! die like a man to a bandit sniper when you get respawned on the beach cause its bugged! edit edit: also abuse their terrible reaction times you can turn around and run through a zombie train if you know what your doing. (learned from giving up and trying to aggro every zombie in cherno and elecktra)

wow wow wow wow....... a bullet is not a bullet theirs a huge difference between an m107 50 cal bullet and a Markov's terrible tiny bullet (i dont even care enough to find out its size)

personally i server hop to get the gear (note by this i mean a compass. seriously they are the hardest thing for me to find) i spend days (relative term somtimes i find a quick body to loot or kill some player ghosting me) usually getting back faster (note this doesn't mean i constant server hop it means i just hate the ridiculous grind that getting any high end gear is for anyone without a clan). this doesnt make me a bad player it just makes me a player that for lack of a safety net wants to be able to compete with all the clans and large player groups that allow for a ridiculously short death experience. i still sneak past zeds and players and i still take getting pinned down and murder like a man.

running the latest patch here i have ran to nw air field 3 times today. I've spawned on the coast over and over. thou not always right after each server relog. sometimes i stay in nw airport for like one log then i seem to tele to the beach. will try again tmmrw. also on my last nw airport trip i stumbled apon an as50 just sitting in the barracks where a normal spawn should be it wasn't a thermal scope so it seemed legit. i didn't take it and then three seconds later i got kicked. then i arrived at three valleys on a nice scenic spot in the middle of no where. (that's where i am atm)

so i logged in after installing the new patch and i find that my head is covered in a turban and my humanity(somthing new?????) is negative 24k (i havent even killed any surviors or bandits only one zombie for me :C) am i bugged or somthing? edit: oh and my back pack isnt showing up on my back edit edit: changed cloths and i can see the backpack again

when you start proning and crouching when trying to play cops and robbers (trust me it doesnt help at all. cars headlights = to bright)