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troyonfire
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Hello. I was playing last night and something crazy happened. I was sitting there in one of those residential houses, you know the brown one with the lovely picture of the family out on the water in a canoe. Anyway, I was minding my own business living ghetto fabulous and someone barged in and was like "Oh I'm gonna take you hostage and you better take off your pants" So I got up from my couch and I was like I'm gonna F this guy up and he's got this really big Axe looking thing in his hands and he starts swinging that s around my living room and is breaking up my coffee table and I was like. OK! I'm your hostage. (I already had my pants off) He held me hostage for what seemed like 10-15 minutes and then all of a sudden my lover comes home and kicks down the door with his long revolver. He pops the brown man in the face with his loaded gun and I am saved! YAY! Anyways, I had a blast. This server ROCKS!
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Vehicles should be spawning soon!
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Yo! Last night was soooo fun. I was in the Fire station in Cherno and then all of a sudden BOOOOOM. I died. Some guy took my life with a 'nade. Shiz be CRAY CRAY!
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You have my beans!