attackshark

no. i want to first give him a puppy. i want him to name the puppy. i want him to spend a whole month bonding with the puppy, going on adventures and picking up chicks on street corners. i want his life to finally turn around thanks to this adorable golden retriever. i want his kids to finally repect him because "dad got a puppy!" and his wife to stop cheating on him because the family is starting to pull together. than i want to show up on his door step and curb stomp the puppy until it is a fine, red paste on bob's stoop. fuck you, bob.

i traveled 13 km with 900 health, ducking and dodging zombies and enemy players for an hour and a half only to die by falling out of a small deer stand. i landed with 300 health, attempted to heal, and then jumped to -1100 health and died. i had finally gotten my hands on a weapon, only to lose everything to the bugginess of the ladders. this displeases me. i implore you to fix the ladders should it be within your power. -we shouldn't have to select a climb option from the action menu; honestly, who the hell thought that was a good idea? who at a bohemia developement meeting thought, "hey, these players will probably be under extreme duress while playing a war simulator. we should probably make the ladders as difficult to climb as humanly possible." in no sense in the history of video games has this ever been a good idea. running up to them to activate a climb should be good enough. -i shouldn't have to worry about falling to my death because the game decides it wants to murder me through glitches; the other players and scarcity of supplies of any/all kinds are bad enough. if it's not within your power, then give me the name of the lead programmer at bohemia and i will "persuade" him to do it. this is a good game, but it's the little things that make great games.