CheerfulEddie

Idle threats and craven. But to be expected from a bush devil. No doubt this bullet would be delivered from a range while you crawl amongst the undergrowth. There is no dignity laying in the dirt son. Know this RunningtheNightsoil if you kill me I lose but my axe and through his power I am reborn, if I kill you however it is customary to take all your possessions, take them into the sea and offer them back to the waters from which we entered the world.

Become an Axeman, spread the word; The Axemen Cometh!

It certainly does, the hatchet is the holiest of weapons; for it is written. "Axe and you shall receive"

And lo the horde was felled. The prophet carried the holy instrument to the church of the old god, the liar god; who promised paradise but delivered purgatory and undeath. There in the church of Berezino he laid down the axe and founded the Axemen of Berezino. Who walk the holy path. Seek us on the highways, in the churches and high places. For healing arts protection or council in these troubled times. All can find solace amongst the Axemen. The prophet awaits divine instruction, the tenets shall be revealed once the prophet completes the pilgrimage. Mayhaps you will see the prophet as he walks the coast road. 'The axe will cleave the rot'

Amen

Yes the prophet walks amongst us. Humbled and cast down on the beach he sought succor in a barn; a ravenous pack at his heels. Inside he found not one but six axes. A gift, a sign; salvation and redemption. 'Axe and you shall receive' he heard and took up the only arms he would need from now till his salvation. He took up arms and turned to the congregation, and preached the Axelords prayer.

It was the prophet who first heard, a proud man, a vain man with all the trappings of success. He who grew greedy and searched the tower of ruin in the great NW abaddon. For his hubris he was struck down by the wicked rifle of a lowly bush devil. But rejoice for he was born anew and when the round left through the back of his skull the message flooded in.

And lo he who was born cleaved from this world spoke; 'Axe and you shall receive' but the world did not hear him, for the command fell upon the ears of the dead.