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Infinite Monkeys

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  1. Infinite Monkeys

    OMG more LLJK goon hacking!!!!!!

    The best sub is chicken breast on hearty italian bread with bbq sauce, pepper, olive and onions, hth
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    OMG more LLJK goon hacking!!!!!!

    nah it's already been godwinned. thread's over nothing to see here
  3. Infinite Monkeys

    OMG more LLJK goon hacking!!!!!!

    Yes indeed all 160,000 members of the forum are personally responsible for the actions of one member when not only do the vast majority of them not know about those actions, most don't know that user or even visit that subforum! PS godwin's law
  4. Infinite Monkeys

    20 words or less: Spawning without a weapon

    NO It will just drive away new players and make it even easier for well-geared bandits to rampage around the coast.
  5. Infinite Monkeys

    Timing of Patch 1.5.8

    thats not a bug. it was a feature that was implemented in previous update It's poorly implemented. It was added to prevent people from completely refreshing their mags by relogging' date=' but all it does is ensure that if you fire even a single shot, you've effectively thrown that magazine away. Magazine capacity tracking is behavior that needs to either be fixed by rocket or brought up with BIS so they can fix it. [/quote'] I'd have thought it'd just require one more variable stored on the master server, the number of bullets left in a clip. If nothing else is possible a hacky way of fixing it would be to simulate firing the used up amount of bullets while in the debug forest I guess. It's really shitty firing 1-10 bullets from all five of your AK clips and having four of them vanish when you relog.
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    Timing of Patch 1.5.8

    Hi hello please fix the thing where firing one bullet out of a clip can cause that clip to vanish upon relogging. Ok thanks xoxoxo
  7. Infinite Monkeys

    The PvP Discussion Thread

    How so? (If you don't know what hypocritical means' date=' just say so. Nobody is going to think much less of you.) TKJ [/quote'] Only bad posters sign their own posts. Infinite Monkeys
  8. Infinite Monkeys

    The PvP Discussion Thread

    Your posts prove otherwise. Prove me wrong. What makes you a player 'on par' with anybody else' date=' if you're giving the old "lather, rinse, repeat" analogy? TKJ [/quote'] Insulting my posting is somewhat hypocritical coming from someone who signs their posts. Infinite Monkeys
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    The PvP Discussion Thread

    Oh ye' date=' of limited foresight. You have, what, three posts to your name? Read along, and see all the things the cool kids are doing! This game is amazing, once you get past the tunnel vision that most players seem to exhibit. TKJ [/quote'] sorry I'm not obsessively posting in the mod forums I guess but that doesn't make me any worse a player!
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    The PvP Discussion Thread

    How to play DayZ: Step 1: Shoot survivors Step 2: Steal and eat their beans Step 3: Repeat
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    Red Bull (Energy Drink)

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    Timing of Patch 1.5.8

    If you could fix that thing where shooting one bullet from a clip then logging out makes that whole clip vanish, that'd be nice
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