Crindle

Entertaining a bit, the flaming was meh to me. Work on adjusting your voice in game, and game level volumes, they are too loud, other then that it was cool.

Sure did, but I promise the next time I will record it and upload it, since people hate to read now days. Just recording for hours can e alot of data, almost enough to fill my 1TB drive.

So after just being killed by a script kiddie nuke on US571 I was running from my re spawn at Komarovo. I was on the edge of Cherno when I heard a loud noise and saw a dust cloud through the woods, and low and behold it was a car, the old hatchback. I yelled over VON "I am Friendly please give me a ride please", I chased the car for about 3 minutes, and it disappeared and I was sad, since my friends were all the way NE on the map, not a trip I want to run. So I then decided that I would stop; go backwards through Balota AF without any weapons, and loot some guns. I happen to find a revolver in the guard shed, and an AKM with 1 mag in the treestand. Now I was running the coast a bit low on food and blinking on drink, because one guy in my group told me go east on coast then north, and the other just go north. I killed all the zombies around my at Balota, and decided to get some supplies in Cherno. Again, that same damn car zooms by me like a mazda commercial. I chase and follow them saying "Please stop I need to get far north please help me I am friendly." I chase them for 4 minutes, and it stops on a dirt road as I crest the hill it just traversed. Brake lights on my heart lifts and I smile in real life. As soon as I get about 40-50meters to the car they take off, kind of like people do to friends in real life. So, I was in the not cool mode now and went crouched, and proceeded to unload alot of semi fire AKM rounds through the back window at the driver's chair. I don't know if I pissed them off, or disabled the car, but it stopped, and out jumped the driver. I iron sighted him and put three into him about neck height, I heard bones break and he went unconcious I think, and now to my amazement there was a passenger who got out almost the same time as the driver, and I dropped him two to the head, and whurled back to the drivers body and shoot three more times to secure the kill. This all happen right after my friend said "Crindle you always get lucky, bet you will find a car and drove up here." I got good guns, NVG, tool belt, food and water that I needed or I would have died. Jerry Cans, and a car. I then drove all the way to the NWAF, and decided :) to use the runway as a drag strip. That damn car goes 101 mph, DAANG! I did this waiting for my friends, and then started zombie punting soccer. When you run over a zombie head on they sometimes launch miles into the air over mountains, I proceeded to do this and flash my lights and honk my horn for 2 hours, using VON saying there is a hooker and crack party in my car come join me. My friends were hiding and dying laughing, at one point a zombie took off like a space shuttle over 2 miles in game, and I said "ET phone home motherfucker." etc. To end it, I was recording (after the car incident :( ), and upon one of my handbrake turns to line up on more zomibies 3 guys from the North woods by the hangar lit me up while I yelled im friendly laughing and I died before I could get out. My buddy then killed all three of them, plus another guy, but somehow the same guys spawned back fully geared within 5 minutes and killed everyone. Hackers probably pissed off lol. Anyways, This is an average out in Dayz for me. Cheers, Crindle.

I Pmed you and added you on skype.