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PoisonedAl

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  1. PoisonedAl

    Pepsi/M Dew

    I would love to see Heinz Beans in the standalone. I wonder if Bohemia considered talking to Heinz about it or will just go for a generic brand.
  2. IMO it should be a free kill. People would think twice about killing a beaner if they would have an even bigger target painted on their head. Today bandits can't be trusted and should be shot on sight. With no hit on humanity they are walking treasure chests and would be hunted down. Therefore most would try the damnedest to stop themselves winning a "douche towel" and pick their shots. However others won't care, so there will still be the risk of someone shooting you.
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    Voice Trolling 2: Fake Helicopter Fun!

    Hatchets are my favourite weapons! (No really, they are!)
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    People Leaving DayZ

    I got teleported once. Nobody shot each other. They just left or called the skiddie a wanker then left.
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    People Leaving DayZ

    It will be like a lot like Minecraft. You will play it like mad, get bored then stop. New features are added. You play it again like mad then stop. You then go to the forum and post in yet another stupid "THIS GAME IS DYING!!!!!" thread and tell the OP to go eat a million dicks.
  6. It's an immersion breaker but I'll admit it's handy to have.
  7. Not just you. I love that thing! Ammo is fairly easy to find and it's a lot quieter then the M4s.
  8. Hatchet and a handgun. No, really. The hatchet is the best thing to deal with the zeds and a pistol to deal with other players up close.
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    Don't tell me to "Chill"

    As I play DayZ as a stealth-em-up, I usually avoid and ignore other players. If it was an easy kill on a towel-head I would probably shoot him in the back though. Anyone else I would leave alone if they hadn't seen me.
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    Mountain Dew?

    Why must we use this bloody over engineered text box? It doesn't bloody work!
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    Mountain Dew?

    ಠ_ಠ
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    Mountain Dew?

    This forum doesn't like to discuss about anything with "Mountain" in the name. You'll start talking about "there" next.
  13. You should get Windows 7 now before Microsoft try to push Windows 8 down everyone's throats. According to most reviews, using Windows 8 is like chewing shit flavoured glass.
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    Czech Vest Pouch?

    The only time you would use it is if the server shits the bed and wipes all your gear. Other then that it's a newbie trap.
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    Incredible loot find

    The FAL is too loud and even with the bug getting ammo for it is a pain in the arse. I'd rather spry and pray a weapon I know I can find clips for then some crash site only thing.
  16. I have dyslexia and I often worry about how I type and construct my words. Then I see the level of grammar in this place and then I feel better about myself.
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    Gear Changed Opening My Gear

    I liked the part where he said "no."
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    Night Servers?

    I love the dark and DayZ Commander has no problem finding night servers for me. Wish they were more populated tho. Slicing up zeds in the dark is fun but a bit easy. I've also heard that nVidia users have a much nicer time in the moonlight over ATi users do, so that might be another issue. I know lighting is something they want to fix in the standalone so we'll see.
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    What Is you'r View on the crossbow?

    It would be my second choice for killing zeds if not for the ammo issue. I mean you can group shot gun shells to save space so why not bolts?
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    Rarity of Alice Backpack?

    Computers of course cannot produce random numbers, so the trick most systems use is to look at an internal clock and use that number as a seed. Of course that's all well and good until you make several calls for a "random" number at the same time and you get the same result for each.
  21. With all the duping and cheating it's hard to tell you not to. But keep in mind, you're still adding to the problem.
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    The Good 'Ole DayZ

    Standard DayZ Forum post: OP usually with a low post count and no avatar whines about a problem everyone knows about and are already hundreds of topics to post in if the OP wasn't so lazy to look for them. The nicer people tell OP to wait for the standalone. Everyone else tells OP to fuck off. Do you really expect a different repose for posting the same tired topics? PS: Fuck off!
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    Dealing with death

    I've managed to stay alive for 28 days (hurr) and it gets dull. During those 28 days my gear got wiped and I had way more fun getting my gear back then I did bear gryllsing it up in the woods, hitting the cities out of pure boredom. So yeah, dying isn't a big thing any more now I know what to do. Give me a hatchet and I'm good to go!
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    New to PC Gaming - Will this run it?

    When buying a gaming rig, don't by the most expensive parts. Usally the stuff a few tiers under the top of the line stuff is almost as good but can be half the price. That said, try to make something future proof. If you build a rig that can last 3 or 4 years with only the odd upgrade you will save yourself a lot of time and hassle. You will also save money in the long run. Gotta love those Steam sales.
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