Vysavacz

Since rocket said they do...

Welcome to the Virtual Reality engine ;)

Well the story beggins when me and my friend, have found Little bird in hangar at Krasnostav airfield, we have decided to repair this thing. After about 30 minutes we have found all necessary supplies and went to the helicopter, before we were shot at, the day switched into night immideatly. My friend has "died" when he loged back he was alive, I have managed to kill one of the bandits and fix the helicopter, the server switched to day againg. I have fueled it up, got in nad tried to fly away, then the hell happened. Bullets were flying everywhere around the helicopter, I have almost managed to fly away but then the "someone" has obviously switched the day into the night... Great, we crashed, I ended up dying, my friend survived, I wrote: "oh great was that hacker or admin?". After the relog - BANG- you have been banned. Yeah, you dont want to go there, they are f*ckers... Vysavacz

Its Second class technician Arnold Judas Rimmer...

Probably

Yeah this sounds like Jehovah's Witnesses KIND OF THING!

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Dear Walking Militia, Profile Name: Krichlik, Vysavacz, Kamil the Zed Soldier Player ID (Not SteamID): 8133382 Why do you wish to join the Militia: I have been playing this game since the 1.5 patch came out and since that time I was searching for some purpose to play this game, well and here it is. I shot many people, mostly becouse of my teams security but since our little group of 8 fell apart, so I am looking for a new experience What can you offer the Militia: 3 months experience of playing DayZ. I can also zig zag pretty well. (Hello Electro bandits) Are you a team player: Yes. Are you willing to lose your gear if required: Sure I am bored of playing with AS50... Have you been with any other groups, and if so state which: I have been, nothing forum official but we had a 8 maned group on CZ01/CZ02, player names were: Mamut, Fang, Derthiel, Mort, Winc, Vysyavacz (me), Negman, (Damn I forgot his name) Extra Information: I get nervous quite easily... I spek czech quite well (I'm native speaker). I'm ready to sacrafice my own life (virtual!) for this group and better good in this ruthles land of Chernarus. CET

I might give you AS50 or FNFal + 4 mags for free it has beeen in my tents for far too long... PM me...

Thats so nice of you... NOT!

You sir, have my beans!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you are wrong...

Nope...