Jim Bean

How about you just play the game....

How does one roll around when prone? I've seen people do it in videos but no guides on the internet care to include it. Must be a secret.

What? I thought the coughing came from being cold and getting the flu... If it is in then it definitely needs changing to what I suggested. Imagine having no NVG's at night, dying from the zombie virus, blood almost gone and running into Cherno full pelt to try and reach the hospital. Classic DayZ moment.

Are you denying that he was a hero?

Even better would be getting bitten, then having 24 hours to find the extremely rare cure at a military base or you die.

Strong trolling. I suppose saying drinking Mountain Dew on top of Green Mountain is a good idea now too, huh?

I stopped reading at " You and one other logged in during the fight.." I was logged in the whole time and I was miles away from the fight so the idea that you had of me being close by shows just how much you know. I can pretty much guarantee you haven't seen head nor tail of me within the weeks I've been playing, let alone tracking my movements, you massive fat curly tailed liar you. Anybody doubting this just has to search for UK125 admin abuse on Google and watch the revenge vid from the SaW clan. The FAGGOT ADMINS on this server store all of the vehicles off the map, which I'm pretty sure they shouldn't be doing.

I do like the idea but what's stopping people from constantly spamming you. They could just stock up with like 9 clips of rubber bullets and stand over your body, keeping you incapacitated all night. With that said, I definitely want some.

The only way I ever get there is swimming. Tip: When thinking about crossing, get yourself a tent. Set tent up on coast and put all your stuff in (hidden obv). Swim across, do your thang, swim back, retrieve gear, have happy times, log off, find porn, smash your willy to bits, sleep.

You just broke rule #1 Make sure you don't break rule number 2; you don't talk about Green Mountain.

I immediately thought no. All this skill level shit it just not required for DayZ. But I actually like what you're saying. Let's face it, most people wouldn't last an hour in the wild without crying like a bitch so this could be quite realistic. Books would have to be in a logical place, such as libraries in major cities. Or could be found randomly in the woods as lost items. It's probably too late to implement but nevertheless, this is the only decent suggestion I've seen for a skill system. Beans.

Drank a mountain dew with a second one in my bag on top of Green Mountain just now, like a baws. Oh lawd, what have I done....

Fantastic. Alt F4 pussies get a reet good stroking. That's real noice.

Been looking for somewhere to get hacks from for ages, cheers OP. -.-

What about rape too? I reckon rape would be good. Can't exactly go home to nail the wife can you....she's walking around eating someone else's dick. Literally.

Beards? Everybody has a hunting knife they can shave with. I don't want a face forest. I don't really understand why there should be a reward. Surely the reward is the fact that I'm established and equipped with everything I need to survive. Life is the reward.

Stop Alt+F4'ing. Why do people start blaming the game when if they were playing it correctly in the first place the problem would never have arose? I hope you're stuck on that invisible bike forever. I sure as shit won't kill you if I see you, I'll just set up camp beside you and fraps it for a couple of hours.

I sat for a while. Thinking. Contemplating. A very serious elimination process going through my mind. Which word would adequately describe how good Boneboy's post is? Then it occured to me.... Beans. It is the beans.

Waiting is not a problem. All the people that choose to complain have no idea of the workload involved. I just beg that you stick to your guns and strengthen the core values on which you based the game. The experience is key. I'm just scared that all of the crying bitchy players will get the better of the development team and the game could end up becoming easier to accommodate all of the COD players that are drooling over how easy WarZ looks. I hate to quote myself but I think it holds some truth: "WarZ is to DayZ what COD is to Battlefield 3; nothing more than a fast paced, half assed alternative for impatient, incompetent brats."

I've been playing on UK 125 for about 3 weeks and have enjoyed it thoroughly. After last night however I won't be going back. A few of my friends were in Berezino and stumbled upon 3 guys. They managed to kill 2 of them but were in a tense stand off with the third who had a sniper rifle. I was making my way over there when a message from admin popped up at the bottom left of the screen saying "John Smith is in Berezino". Fake name used to protect my innocent chum but I was on teamspeak with about 5 guys who all saw it, including the guy who they were talking about. Just after, the server reset: only an hour or so after the last one. Give this server a wide birth fellas. Faggot admins.

I'd have to say the community does to an extent. You post a thread telling people about a clan that are DEFINITELY hacking and yet because you can't provide stone wall proof you get called a liar. The community is full of 12 year old COD playing little bitch kids.

Fraps?

Why would one bury a body full of loot? Even if you have the items that are on the body surely it would be beneficial to destroy yours and take the others from the body to maintain your own advantage over a would be 'epic body loot finder'.

Remove the name of that mountain bro before you get banned. Srs. It doesn't get mentioned. Ever.

Server was probably reset. Or you're not very good at hiding things. Pretty much as said above.