toxicsludge

I wee in every pond I can find then laugh when I see someone filling their water bottle.

ok, I actually had no idea there was a joker :) I think of myself as a clown so naturally the joker card would suit me best :)

I wonder why my card is the Joker?

So you mean every private hive?

BhR server, always at least 50+ players on an 80 slot server. Runs fast as crap too.

Must have teamspeak and know how to play (sorry, no noobs). Must also be tactical. I expect the majority of our talk will be tatics ie. I don't wanna hear how your car shit itself last week or you prefer white chocolate, not dark (not that I don't care, it just makes for less editing). If every second word you say is "fuck", please look elsewhere. If all you want to do is find a heli and raid your enemy's base, please look elsewhere. I'm looking for someone that plays as a survivor, but not afraid to kill should the need arise. Must be Aussie/kiwi or willing to play Aussie severs. Because of RL, I don't have a lot of time to dedicate to the game, my playtime is basically contained between 10pm-3am fri and sat nights (should be more than enough for 1 YouTube video a week). If your interested, let me know :) Thanks for your time.

Yes, you may see me there over the weekend, depending on if there is a decent population playing

oh sorry, thats cubism...my mistake

The dumbest thing they can do right now is release it in an unplayable state. THAT is how they would lose players. I am as eager as anyone else for standalone, but i dont want it if all i can do is run around chernarus with a gun that doesnt shoot and zombies that cant navigate a pile of rubbish on the ground.

Just dont server hop, coz thats what dickheads do (eg load up on an empty server, then change to a populated server all geared). technically, there is nothing to stop you from doing that, its just bad sportsmanship. Speaking of bad sportsmanship, unclebully, ease off with the hostility mate. Sure, its the DayZ forum and some people think they have the right to abuse others, but no-one ACTUALLY does.

So, heavier breathing or no breathing?

I was joking Frags, i was poking fun at the OP and the silliness of his post. Sometimes im the only one who thinks im funny.

Pro tip: In Arma 2 (NOT DayZ) you can try ANY gun you like in the armory. You dont have to find it in DayZ to try it.

Yes, but was it positive or negative feedback? Hmmm...

Standalone is just a ripoff of DayZ the mod. The mod has been out for ages...too little too late Standalone...

Hell if you're in Australia, I'll post my old one to you.

Was on the BhR server for ages

No offense, but i dont understand how someone cannot have a mic?! i paid $5 for mine before i got my headset, and it worked like a charm. They need not be expensive, and makes things a SHITLOAD easier for everyone.

Then he looted your shit, used his antibiotics that he hid from you, and lived happily ever after.

Haha i read your username as DatHornyBadger. Thought it was funny until i re-read it... now, not so much.

I dont have any hands, so i cant use a mouse to look around, or the keyboard to move...but im sure i could be a valuable asset to any team. Steam me :)

What else should he ask for in payment? Toilet paper? Now thats just silly...

you make a good point sir, the more you have invested in you character, the more intense the game is. If you're happy to die five times in one session, you are not getting the full experience of dayz

I think the whole Arma 2 package + DLC is on sale through steam at the moment. Best time to grab it if u havent already