The_Albatros

I think the current version of Lingor has a 60s disconnect delay implemented. When you leave, your character is replaced by an AI that will just sit there for 60s.

On the Western side of the map? Those belong to my friend Netrosis. We abandoned those tents after some guys in a blue bangbus raided them. We stalked them and raided their faces and van with M107 rounds. You can literally go up the Western border and then across the Northern border and find atleast 50 tents. I also did find a URAL and around 20 tents in the NE corner as well. The big ring of tents I posted in my first post are located at 090,009 in case you want to go grab some loot from them. Last time I checked there was still a bicycle there. Tents have around 8 Mk 48's and 2 SVD's.

Today I was stalking a noobie for about 2km. He got to a hill marked 230 just east of Factory and waited for a while, I didn't know what he was doing. After about 5 minutes another player show up and they run down into a field. They stop moving and I take a close-up with my scope. One of them had a hatchet, the other standing infront of him saluting. It was an amazing sight. Then I fired two rounds in succession and downed them both in about a tenth of a second. Those sardines were totally worth those two NATO rounds.

I can't even remember the last time I was in a server that wasn't hacked to hell and back.

Just north of Pobeda Dam? Like a ring of 30 tents? These Tents? Those were mine. But I don't even care, because they're literally two months old and won't stop duping themselves. I haven't even been on that server for atleast three weeks because it's always completely full.

My Humanity is bugged majorly. Started a week ago when the update came out, first thing was my ghillie was destroyed and replaced by a bandit skin. Then roughly 5 minutes later, my bag was destroyed and I became a regular survivor. About 10 minutes after, I'm a bandit again. I stopped playing regular and started Lingor, but going back to regular today I have <-171,000 humanity. I did the maths required to become a hero, and it turns out to be around: Administering 8800 painkillers/bandages Administering 3250 Morhpine Injectors Administering 704 Blood Packs I haven't killed anyone on this life yet, and I've been alive for atleast 9+ days. How the fuck do I fix this? Why do I just randomly have such low humanity? All I want is the hero skin so I can be friendly and not get shot at by every beaner who thinks it's okay to shoot me on-sight.

It's because you're a little kid. If you're getting so pissed about it, maybe stop telling people you're a little kid. -_-

Think for a second. Someone found the vehicle before you, and to stop noobs like you taking the vehicles they hid them. Think "If I had to hide a vehicle, where would I put it?" If you're too thick to work it out, check the edges of the map in dense forests.

Once a filthy scripter always a filthy scripter. As Sacriel would say, "piece of shit... This guy is the scum of the earth, exploiting the game... the epitome of scum.".

They're playing on a rookie server with tags on. OP is just a noob, not a hacker.

Me and my friend Witch (Unicorn Breeding), were peacefully driving around Lingor - Me in a UAZ and him on a Motorbike, when suddenly he loses connection. I look back and see his bike swerve all over the road and he goes flying off and smashes down next to the river literally 15m from the road. I run back to check on him when he logs back in, and this is what follows... Luckily with my quick thinking I save him. Also yes I am using a Ronald McDonald skin.

First time I played Lingor was on a Singapore server, just so happened it's the one DoctorDentist (the guy who makes all the ARMA2 skins) and his group play on. After 5 minutes, a helicopter lands and we start talking. We get on their teamspeak and play, they want to test the heli parachute so we volunteer. It's still bugged, instant death. They pick us up again, let us keep a UAZ and a URAL we find and play for a good 4 hours in an 8-man party. Usually the only people who shoot at you are noobs anyway. Had a new spawn try to steal our UAZ, literally drove it 2m into a tree and got 50+ rounds into his face. Fuck Xeno.

Who still uses Windows XP. If your computer is that bad that you run XP for the performance boost, you should just trash it and buy a new computer.

>Engine taken out by a .50 >EJECT EJECT >You eject and die Deserved it. Same thing has happened to me before at a much higher height and I've still landed and dealt with the snipers.

For once, I'm actually literally unsure whether OP is trolling or just fucking retarded.

>Not just getting back on the bike and riding back to the hospital

>Not having a URAL full of end-game loot turn into a bus full of CZ's halfway through a tree Casual.

If you're the admin of a server, I see nothing wrong with checking the vehicles on the server data to see if there is still a UH-1H in there. And if there is and it's not where it should be, I also think it's perfectly acceptable for you to go download some mapping tool and figure out where it is, how it got there and how to stop that from reoccurring.

Sounds awesome, but things like this never really work out. But I guess I could be an engineer if you guys need me. 20+ hours of flight time in the UH-1H, AS50, and a love for destroying vehicles - got about 30 vehicle destroys currently on this life.

I'm pretty sure it's been classed as unethical to use against infantry, and banned by the Geneva conventions. But this is DayZ. Atleast you know once you hit someone with it they're down for good.

Honestly OP that PC sounds horrible. Just splash some cash and buy your own parts like a GTX 590 and about 16GB of RAM.

I have -140,000 humanity, so I'm happy it's not going to change my clothes unwillingly and destroy my backpack.

OP should've just been like "Implement new items that can be used like currency, like fallout 3 bottlecaps.

Keep hacking bro.

What ever happened to the old days where people actually tried to troll? This is a mediocre attempt at best.