The_Albatros

I login today after updating, only to be greeted by a shitty bandit skin. (Lets be honest, facemask is simply retarded, it should be put back to the entire skin) This would have been expected except I was wearing a ghillie when I logged out. Fuck it I say, atleast there isn't a huge coyote bag on my back. After running into Stary and killing a few zombies, teleported to water and back in 1st person. I know my skin has changed again. I look at it, and I'm back to default survivor with a fuckhuge bag. Just a warning for anyone who hasn't logged in yet, your clothes will probably be replaced by shitty teatowel on your face.

A hacker gave me and a friend radios once. We swapped to group chat and communicated with chat commands. 5-5 "WHERE ARE YOU?"

He really disconnected four times? That's just wow.

Fixed* Global bans aren't issued for no reason.

Bought off Steam? Try verifying your game files.

What? He didn't even ghost, what are you on about?

If the server is laggy enough you can have a coffee and then alt+f4 and not 'die'. Go fuck yourself really. When a hacker instakills you, it's pretty obvious, and the first reaction should be to alt+f4, which is completely possible until the scoreboard appears. Just for a rough estimate, 99/100 servers are hacked in one way or another.

I would, but due to hacking and duping around 80% of players have an AS50 or M107 and spray helicopters as soon as they see then.

All hackers are bad, they are breaking and destroying the game. It's not even a fucking beta yet and already a huge chunk of the playerbase has taken to hacking. Just the day before yesterday I was in a supermarket with my friend, and someone called out friendly and we let him in. We talk for 5 minutes when suddenly this little kid shows up out of nowhere and shouts friendly. I know for a fact that something is up, because the only way he could of gotten here without us seeing him is if he came through the northern field of Elektro which is covered by a sniper up on the hill. I already think he's using teleport. After he talks some shit about being so good and how he could kills us all whenever he wanted he steps out to take care of the sniper. As soon as he leaves, we decide to shoot the little cunt in the face when he gets back. He runs around a building and is gone. 30 seconds later, a gunshot. Another 30 seconds and he runs in through the back of the supermarket and says "yeah I killed the sniper, he only had a makarov". Our buddy, the original guy we met sprays an entire magazine of M4 STANAG rounds into him. The little kid just says back "haha godmode fucker" and shoots him in the face, then us. I lost a 25 day character, my friend a 15, and the other guy was geared out a tonne probably around 8 days. All hackers are fuckers, if you can't play the game legit - fuck off. >hurr but they're on a private server setting up a trading-post 1. It better be their server 2. It better have [WE USE HACKS BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKHEADS] in the server name.

I'm not voting because of how bad the Poll is set out. Missing guns and entire categories, guns in the completely wrong category. Shit OP, get it together.

@Chewy102 Lingor has random skins upon spawn. You can spawn as about 5 different skins.

I'm a bandit. Thing is, I don't want to be a bandit. Killing players is easy and fun for a while, but slowly get repetitive and boring. I've gotten completely over the fear of losing my high end gear, actually gone to the length of giving away my AS50 and Mk. 48 to random spawns on the beach. All I want to do is become a hero and interact with people more, helping in any way I can, giving out weapons and giving rides in my cars or huey. Problem is, I have a bandit skin, which signals to everyone "hurr guilt-free kill guys" and I constantly have beaners trying to kill me to no success. "That's not much of a problem, just go give your friends blood bags" you say, here's the actual problem, the part I'm stuck with and need help. I have -189381 humanity. <pic> I need help becoming a hero.

@RaysGoodLiquor When 90% of all servers are hacked, you're bound to find hacked vehicles. Me and my friend in this image were driving a legit quad bike we found, when suddenly we see a black SUV just sitting behind some trees at NWAF. Even the AS50 I mentioned in my initial post was a thermal scope. There is a ridiculous amount of scripters. http://i.imgur.com/3IIqn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yo7EW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/b6X5W.jpg

Yes, I'm a bandit. I don't want to be a bandit, it was forced upon me. I have to shoot everyone I see, because they assume they get a guilt free kill every time they see me. And now at <-188,000 humanity after surviving countless attacks from beaners and heroes alike, there's no chance of becoming a hero. Isn't it ironic, the last 3 heroes I met have tried to kill me on sight, while the past 5 bandits have all been friendly?

I'd have to get all my friends online and make a massive convoy. >someone crashes and needs supercar parts only made at a factory in an obscure part of Italy Fuck. >Satchel charge on the highway out of nowhere FUCK.

A map featuring a Bugatti, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, Pagani, Hummer and Lamboghni Dealership. Oh god. Which one do I choose?

V8 Supercar style? I'm sure there would be a mod somewhere out there of Ford Falcon and Holden Commodore V8 Supercars. I'd definately drive a Mark Skaife or Craig Lowndes supercar.

Browsing /vg/ I saw someone post a server map of one of the big 100 player maps. 32 people in Cherno, 22 in Elektro, about 6 surrounding Stary, around 13 at NWAF, some of the others just going between those places and a ridiculous amount of people running along the borders.

I have one. Swapping it out for the first sniper I find, hopefully a DMR. It's ridiculously OP.

F1 Ferrari style? Check the album. http://imgur.com/a/a9cjd

I'm on my twenty third day now. Playing daily around 1-4 hours. I play on good servers with good admins. Maybe if you guys didn't server hop into every lobby with a hacker in it you wouldn't die so much.

>Steal a tractor >Thinks that's cool enough to start a thread about Steal a Huey while it has people inside it and then post on the forums.

It happens when you shoot a dead player. Go ahead and try it.

I have <-180,000 Humanity and I don't even kill.

Usually the loot spawns in the air 7ft above close to the doghouse.