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The_Albatros

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About The_Albatros

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    Survivor

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    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Albatross_/

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Portland, Victoria, Australia
  • Interests
    Not being banned for posting my DayZ stories.

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  • Bio
    I don't know why a forum moderator would ban me 3 times, but apparently they like doing that. I especially don't know why they would ban me for posting screenshots of me having fun, Rocket has even personally said that you'll never be banned for using hacked weapons.
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    Side Chat.

    A hacker gave me and a friend radios once. We swapped to group chat and communicated with chat commands. 5-5 "WHERE ARE YOU?"
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    Combat Logger Killed by Chopper

    He really disconnected four times? That's just wow.
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    BANNED: Suspected to be hacker

    Fixed* Global bans aren't issued for no reason.
  4. Bought off Steam? Try verifying your game files.
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    How to Stop Dupers

    What? He didn't even ghost, what are you on about?
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    Alt+F4 doesn't work?

    If the server is laggy enough you can have a coffee and then alt+f4 and not 'die'. Go fuck yourself really. When a hacker instakills you, it's pretty obvious, and the first reaction should be to alt+f4, which is completely possible until the scoreboard appears. Just for a rough estimate, 99/100 servers are hacked in one way or another.
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    lf heli taxi

    I would, but due to hacking and duping around 80% of players have an AS50 or M107 and spray helicopters as soon as they see then.
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    Not all hackers are bad

    All hackers are bad, they are breaking and destroying the game. It's not even a fucking beta yet and already a huge chunk of the playerbase has taken to hacking. Just the day before yesterday I was in a supermarket with my friend, and someone called out friendly and we let him in. We talk for 5 minutes when suddenly this little kid shows up out of nowhere and shouts friendly. I know for a fact that something is up, because the only way he could of gotten here without us seeing him is if he came through the northern field of Elektro which is covered by a sniper up on the hill. I already think he's using teleport. After he talks some shit about being so good and how he could kills us all whenever he wanted he steps out to take care of the sniper. As soon as he leaves, we decide to shoot the little cunt in the face when he gets back. He runs around a building and is gone. 30 seconds later, a gunshot. Another 30 seconds and he runs in through the back of the supermarket and says "yeah I killed the sniper, he only had a makarov". Our buddy, the original guy we met sprays an entire magazine of M4 STANAG rounds into him. The little kid just says back "haha godmode fucker" and shoots him in the face, then us. I lost a 25 day character, my friend a 15, and the other guy was geared out a tonne probably around 8 days. All hackers are fuckers, if you can't play the game legit - fuck off. >hurr but they're on a private server setting up a trading-post 1. It better be their server 2. It better have [WE USE HACKS BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKHEADS] in the server name.
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    Favourite weapons? [snipers, ARs, LMGs]

    I'm not voting because of how bad the Poll is set out. Missing guns and entire categories, guns in the completely wrong category. Shit OP, get it together.
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    Old Man Skin?

    @Chewy102 Lingor has random skins upon spawn. You can spawn as about 5 different skins.
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    Bandit needing help to become a hero

    @RaysGoodLiquor When 90% of all servers are hacked, you're bound to find hacked vehicles. Me and my friend in this image were driving a legit quad bike we found, when suddenly we see a black SUV just sitting behind some trees at NWAF. Even the AS50 I mentioned in my initial post was a thermal scope. There is a ridiculous amount of scripters. http://i.imgur.com/3IIqn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yo7EW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/b6X5W.jpg
  12. I'm a bandit. Thing is, I don't want to be a bandit. Killing players is easy and fun for a while, but slowly get repetitive and boring. I've gotten completely over the fear of losing my high end gear, actually gone to the length of giving away my AS50 and Mk. 48 to random spawns on the beach. All I want to do is become a hero and interact with people more, helping in any way I can, giving out weapons and giving rides in my cars or huey. Problem is, I have a bandit skin, which signals to everyone "hurr guilt-free kill guys" and I constantly have beaners trying to kill me to no success. "That's not much of a problem, just go give your friends blood bags" you say, here's the actual problem, the part I'm stuck with and need help. I have -189381 humanity. <pic> I need help becoming a hero.
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    I'm a hero. I have a big gun. Do you shoot me?

    Yes, I'm a bandit. I don't want to be a bandit, it was forced upon me. I have to shoot everyone I see, because they assume they get a guilt free kill every time they see me. And now at <-188,000 humanity after surviving countless attacks from beaners and heroes alike, there's no chance of becoming a hero. Isn't it ironic, the last 3 heroes I met have tried to kill me on sight, while the past 5 bandits have all been friendly?
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    Supercars and map related ideas.

    I'd have to get all my friends online and make a massive convoy. >someone crashes and needs supercar parts only made at a factory in an obscure part of Italy Fuck. >Satchel charge on the highway out of nowhere FUCK.
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    Supercars and map related ideas.

    A map featuring a Bugatti, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, Pagani, Hummer and Lamboghni Dealership. Oh god. Which one do I choose?
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