IXISparky

the steal and kill:one time i was at a supermarket and i was getting owned by zombies so this guy comes and saves me and he has all this epic loot so the first thing i think is for a way to kill him for it so i reach into his backpack take a sniper and shoot him when his back is turned. sadly a hacker logged in soon after this and killed evryone soon after. the friendly blood transfusion OF DEATH: one time i was on top of a school building when this survivor comes running past and i shoot him "friendly"he yelled so "sorry i thought you were a zombie" i lied so i gave him a blood transfusion and then shot him when his back was turned. the axe murderer: this was my first kill it was rather simple i just meet a guy i say i have no weapons i go to my tool-belt grab an axe and kill him when he least expects it. the akm massacre: this was a fine but bloody tale where i was hold up in a fire station getign attacked by zombies after i kill the last zombie a player walks in and i shoot them in cold blood several minutes later another walks in with even greater loot and i shoot him so as i climb the building i end up glitching through the wall and fall and break my leg i apply morphine and painkillers i walk back inside to find that a recently respawned survivor is inside i get knocked out due to low blood and as soon as i wake up it turns out he looted a makarov an shoots me as soon as i try to shoot himk