Well, this story makes me look like a dick, but I will get to that in a bit. I previously died from a sniper in the city of Cherno, so to my amazement I spawned right by Cherno. I go in do my usual pick up a few supplies and get the hell out. As I'm walking the coast three noobies come to me and start asking me a whole bunch of questions, where's this where's that is that Cherno!?!?!?!? Me, being the loner guy that I am in this game starts to get a little bit paranoid, so I ask them, who's watching you? They all start yelling into their mics WE DONT GOT NO PEEPS WATCHING US. Yeah, just like that. So I'm already agitated because I hate standing on the coast, it kills people. I just start saying alright, go on get now, the city is straight up there. So I start running. And running. Then... I see the three stooges again. Following me. So I'm now frustrated because I hate dead weight, so I say "If you three don't scamper out of here I'm going to drop all three of you." They just laugh it off like it's nothing. I shot all three of them will my pretty little lee enfield. Three murders in 20 minutes from meeting to end, I might as well start off as a bandit. So that's the life I'm leading now. <3
