Spawn as a male on the shores of who knows where. Run! Find first traces of civilization. Supermarket, hospital and empty apartments. Zombies! Shit there are Zombies here!!! Run! Run! Run some more! Still running. OK lost them. A barn in the middle of nowhere... Crawl. Crawl. Crawl a little bit more. Almost there. Shit this zombie is walking right in to me. Crawl to the left. Crawl to the left. Almost there. YES! In your face zombies! I made it inside the creepy eerie barn. A double barrel shotgun! What a find, no more crawling for me. And look over hear beans and can of PEPSI?! Nice! I will survive this!!! THUNDER DOME!!! THUNDER DOME!!! WTF was that? OK I guess I will try a female this time. THUNDER DOME!!! THUNDER DOME!!! THUNDER DOME!!! THUNDER DOME!!! GOAT!!! A GOAT?!?! WTF is wrong with this island. I'm flying! No wait I am falling!!!! This is wrong this is so wrong!!! This is some twisted island... OK I guess I am done for the day, better read that dayzwiki. Learn how to play goat and thunder dome.