ptk (DayZ)

anyone remember the nintendo trick where you had to slide one game on top of the other to get it to work? man that shit was aggravating. I could only imagine the frustration from those rustic cassette looking things...

lol yes, let that number continue to climb. I'm not ready for a mid-life crisis anytime soon

my question is why are you giving in so early? It's been only a day and despite the trolls, white knights and perverts, there were a number of guys who empathized with your plight. why get the pot cooking if your not going to make soup? op- that was a bit before my time lol. that pic actually makes me feel younger. yea intellevison was my start as well...

you call those beans???? I've seen bigger beans on a hamster...

not even search, just scroll down lol.

as of 1.7.2.6, you can equip your bandages like waterwings!

watch out for these hardcore pro players. they get so pro that they can ignore thread titles and shitpost in that pro, epic, shitpost sorta way... on a real note, good find!

make sure you really search these crash sites because loot has a tendency to spawn in the ground. I once found a crash site and like you, had my hopes dashed when there was nothing. however, I aggroed a zombie so I crawled under the tail of the chopper. then, I suddenly found two spots where it gave me the symbol to loot and ended up finding an as-50 and an l85 aws (no mags for the l85 though). I have no doubt that it was looted prior to me finding it, but whoever found it could have very well missed these items... gl!

if you roll around in them, zombies can't detect you for up to 24 hrs, unless it rains...

lol jim bean, so many tears you've shed on your crusade... if anything, barb wire is an enabler. it pushes frustrated players to google and then to server hopping. who knows, after they find out how easily the game is to exploit, maybe they begin to item dupe or spawn in weapons? where does it all end???? barb wire is a gateway to exploitation...

dogs are 1.7.3 this update is 1.7.2.6 thanks rocket, look forward to surviving again this weekend!

I've been in several close calls and firefights and I can never recall a time where my eyeballs shake in my sockets, to include the time mortar rounds were blowing up exceedingly close to where I was taking a shit lol. the idea of adrenaline sounds interesting, albiet you can never really tell how someone will react in close combat. I've seen losers turn into heroes and warriors wet their pants. I've seen privates returning fire calm and collected while butterbars are panicking over coms. looking at other survivor's stories that pop up here and there, I would have to say that there might be enough adrenaline from the individual players as is lol. plenty of players posting about suspenseful firefights and scary moments in dayz, so it could be said that the adrenaline is there already, courtesy of the player reacting to the game rather than the character reacting to the environment.

but are you good are you a good sniper we need a sniper that can shoot good because a sniper needs to shoot good and can you speak english good because we mostly try to speak english also we speak latin and ancient greek but no roman numerals cus they're too hard to use for the game plus we are 17 but sometimez we are 12 too also we need a sniper that know what to do when we need a sniper not need a noob sniper shotter must be pro good at shooting and we have gear too mostly empty canteens and pepsis and a few crowbars add me on skype: lilhotdog4urmouth kk gg ty please

so what's everyone getting for lunch today? I'm thinking about some chicken sandwiches!!!

what the FUCK does giving someone beans have to do with a metaphorically sewn pussy? Ah, wait I get it, you've never gotten laid yet...

are you really going to de-rail this thread, you know, like the one thread that the dev posted? I know de-railing threads seem like a popular thing to do in these forums, but can we have one that's not tainted with moronic rebuttals? ie- post something constructive rather than belittle other posters. the player base dropping is a legitimate concern while your comment brings nothing new to the table... rocket, have you thought of maybe trying a kickstarter to help gather some cash to hire some support for the mod? maybe give people some custom skins for their contribution?

I see what you're saying, and personally it wouldn't bother me, but there comes a point where limiting a players choice based on how the dev envisions the game, equals limiting the number of players playing your game. art is a circle of artists and fans/art lovers/groupies etc... you can't have one without the other, especially if you want to sell it. I'm sure dayz will do well regardless, but why would you want to intentionally limit your fanbase??? it's just like pvp vs pve or 1st person vs 3rd person. no one side is right, and to imply so means that the way other people play in this sandbox isnt viable. is this game about having an even footing with everyone else? I don't think that was ever part of the plan. I was led to believe that dayz life was unfair and cruel and that once in a while, you just might get lucky and survive a few days. some people might enjoy the extra challenge toggling a hud off would have, but I'm not going to dictate how others should play. so in the end and as in other threads, perhaps toggle options with a way to overide these by means of additional serverside options would be the best of everything. that way, everyone can enjoy it their own way without hindering others playstyle. otherwise, we might as well start persecuting jewish people all over again, or better yet, the spanish inquisition. Anyone?

this week on CLANWARS: "TAGLESS SCOUTS" "I got someone, he's 900 meters away in the middle of the road and carrying a flashlight in the daytime. Man, he's got a whole town of zom--" POW! "Got him! Did you guys see that?? Did you see that PRO ass shot I made LOL Roflstomped BITCH YEAAAAAA!!!" "Uh, dude, why did you kill him? He was armed with a flashlight." player jimmy09 (friendly) has disconnected "Oh HE MAD BRO lol!!!! and dude cmon, he was a tagless scout fer sure bro. Act like you've been in a clanwar before NOOB!" .....

sigh, another mature post from a forum mod... I get the frustration, I really do. I understand the frustration from the players perpective, as I understand the frustration from the mods having to deal with some of these players. but you shouldn't have to stoop to their level to get your point across. that's why you're a mod- you're better than that. rocket, thanks for the post. I'm looking forward to what's in store for dayz.

I know I'm a bit late here, but My, what a plethora of delicious choices! might I also remind you that mexican is yet another delectable choice! ah well, gl at lunch tomorrow...

I think that like, right before you pull the trigger a cartoony looking angel and devil appear on either side of your screen and the angel says, "Oh No! Don't do it you wicked man you!" meanwhile the devil says, "OMGZORS! That kid's backpack looks BEEFY as HELLZ!" and like, they would continue to argue to the point where your game would start to get a headache and then scream at them to stop over an open mic... just like in real life. wait what? no on else here does this?... WTF! wish I had a toggle cmd in real life...

low crawl all around that chopper and do it in a stuttering manner. you'd be surprised to see what people fail to pick up.

op was only friended by the hacker because the hacker met his gf first. otherwise, 99 times out of 100 you'd be dead. and if you feel the need to cheat at something that's supposed to be recreational and at the same time, ruin other people's enjoyment, then you open yourself to have every assumption of your morals, social life etc... thrown at you. its like saying pedophiles can be wonderful people.

sometimes, when, you know, I want immersion, I hook up a car battery to my testicles and "juice em." I do this whenever my character feels like, you know, hooking up a car battery to his testicles and "juice em." so yea, who's HARDCORE NOW?!

inb4 teardrop rain commences. like max said, have it an option to have it or not. your character, your sandbox, decide how you want to survive...