Hudson633

I logged onto my favorite server(the one I put tents on and play if it's not full) and got this message : You were kicked off the game. (BattlEye: Banned (Server Hopping)) What would trigger this? Is it automatic? I hadn't been hopping servers, so it confuses me. I only got this message on one server. If it's come up because I played on more than one server, the everyone would surely get banned from servers running that system. Surely those servers should run their own hive if they were so worried about it.

My luckiest, I was out of food and spent so long searching for animals that I was almost dying from hunger. Then I walk into a boar that stepped out from behind acouple of trees. I felt like it had given itself to me as a sacrifice, or if some bean god had smiled at me in my hour of need. My unluckiest, my jimmies are still rustled about this one. I was up in a crane on Cherno or Elektro, looking out for newbies I could help. I saw some guy getting chased, then he dissapeared and a zombie was eating something where he was. I presumed he was knocked out and getting eaten, so I moved to the ladder, but fell through the railing and away from the crane. The railing should have kept me in, since it connected with no gaps. I hadn't fallen down the ladder hole since I was falling away from the crane completely, like it had rejected my player. I thought I would die, but I broke a bone and got knocked out instead. I survived that, thanks to no zombies patrolling the base of the crane, and my morphene. Sadly the other player didn't survive.

A bandit chases me, opens fire. I managed to down him with return fire, only having been hit once myself.

I logged on today and heard what sounded like a nearby burst of LMG fire. Too fast to be an automatic rifle I think, and only lasted about 5 rounds. I didn't see the shooter anywhere. Later I fired a cheeky shot at a player over 800 meters away, and about 3 seconds later got killed instantly by automatic fire. I respawned and ran a good half hour north to the middle area of the map, and logged out in the middle of a forest. Logged back in about an hour later and again heard an automatic burst of quick fire when I spawned. Again I didn't see the shooter anywhere. I noticed exactly where i'd spawned was a dead player with a machine gun of some sort. I logged out fearing a hacker attack. Can anyone shed a light on this? It can't all just be coincidence can it? I don't want to be paranoid but are these the symptoms of some kind of player cheating? I tried to google the events but I coulden't find anyone posting the same thing. Also death messages were appearing on that server very frequently, usually one at a time and not in bunches. Normally I don't see such a high death rate, and I'd been alive personally for 10 days in a row. This was all on one server.

I'd also reckon so, hackers tend to be not very skilled at the games they play, since they don't have to any good to win relying on hacks. Would account for the LMG fire missing, but I never heard the shots even go overheard with that whizz-snap that most rounds give off. Must have been invisible and targetting players that were shooting others.

I used to roleplay being a cop in a town on gmod, clocked up atleast 100 hours in that role. I don't see how you're going to police an open country without patrol cars, and while so many weapons are laying around in a violent area. Say you'd been running towards some incident, you'd easily have members being picked off by automatic rifles while not being able to return fire at 200 meters because your ironsights would be jumping about from the running. As much as I like the idea of some kind of justice, all I see is disaster for those attempting it. It would have to be more like a military operation, and you'd rarely be the ones with the advantage of being the defender firing first in gunfights.

I wrote afew little poems, they don't rhyme very well. Post your own if you think of any! There once was a hacker in Cherno He turned the place into an inferno He lit loads fires, took all the tires Now we can't ride cars in Cherno There once was a noob in Balota A sniper saw him and said "gotcha" He started to shoot, then checked his loot The noob turned out to be zombie I once found a friendly in Gorka He wasn't much of a talker We didn't have fun, so he started to run Then i noticed he'd stolen my gun I once visited Stary Sobor I was drinking and wasn't very sober I ambushed a bandit, chased him with my hatchet He disconnected before i could catch him I once started near Kamyshovo I'd walked all the way to Komarovo With a bad sense of direction, and losing connection Somehow i was back in Kamyshovo I once traded some guy for beans He wanted chemlights that were green I gave them away, said "have a nice day" Somehow i'd forgotten the beans I once found a boat near a lighthouse It was about as useful as a ball mouse I rode it a mile, it sank in the nile I dried off in an egyptian townhouse I once went far north to khelm The name sounded like an alien realm It was pretty boring, the zombies were snoring And nothing else rhymes with khelm I was trying to find my friend norris We both ended up lost in black forest Thought i saw a wild cock, shot it with my glock It was norris, and he had been crawling I once went to church in Elektro The congregation didn't like arriving by metro They all perferred to walk, none of them talked I realised they were all zombies I once found a ghillie suit in a shop Friendlies said it was a starwars prop They offered me cookies since i looked like a their pet wookie I decided it was something i'd rather drop I was once saved by a guy with a rifle I offered to be his disciple He liked travelling on his own, said "find a safer zone" Even in this game i'm forever alone #Edit : Another poem thread http://dayzmod.com/f...w-in-poem-form/

Mine aren't getting any better, I'll stop trying lol. I once knew a friendly called Martin He always went in firestations to fart in One day he farted so much, he was swearing in Dutch Now i call him Fartén I once tripped over barbed wire My legs were cut and looked dire I caught the blood in a cup, while i bandaged myself up And gave the blood cup to a vam-pire There once was an annoying sniper He sniped all day long in a diaper He didn't drink enough, his stools were quite rough I'm just like him except for the diaper I once set a bear trap in a doorway It caught a bandit from Norway - He spoke loud so I hesistated to shoot him I translated his words after muting him - "You are the most noobish in the region" And now I can talk to people in Norwegian

I liked the idea of having the Nagant replace the Enfield, since the Enfield and its .303 ammunition is too common for such a place in the world. I'd be happier if it atleast came with a bayonet.

Damn I didn't see this thread, I made some of my own here http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/59984-dayz-poems/ They're not quite as creative though.

Coulden't find any others before, found it now and added the link to first post. Thanks