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    Hackers, and the state of the standalone game?

    Im essentially done with this game now. after having gotten a good amount of gear, and surviving close to 18 days I spawn into a new server closer to where I live so the time will work better only to be killed immediately upon entry by someone who just happened to be in my same location (middle of fucking nowhere) on a server with only 3 people on it. yeah right. the sad fact is, the group developing this wont do anything about it
  2. 124 is full of hacking fags. exactly how do you get a point blank kill in the middle of no where 10 seconds after you spawn into the server? oh and how convient that the server reboots immediatley after you die.
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    New Trading Camp [The Bean Counters]

    I have a spare NVG and frankly I'm tired of the SVD, so I have one with 10 mags up for grabs. Would like to move back to the L85 what server?
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    Why are cars so rare in Chernarus?

    I found a car and now I can't for the life of me figure out what to do with it. Vehicles are death bait.
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    DayZ Stories

    So after catching the DayZ aids and not being able to find any anti-biotics anywhere on the earf, I died up in Gorka. Damn because I was loaded as in I had all the gear you can have (NVG, Range Finder, etc.) plus a nice SVD and M4 CCO, did I mention the car I boosted after tailing some clowns from Cherno up to Moglivoka who had hidden it (fully repaired and with 6 jerry cans) in a barn. Well finders keepers. Still, as tricked out as my shit was I got the zombie cornhole, I was a tad releived because the cough was annoying as hell. Of course as luck would have it, I respawn in Cherno, in pitch blackness. No problem, handy map and a few years of land navigation circa uncle sams misguided children and I'm on the road above Cherno running like a banshee back to Gorka to recover my illgotten gains. But wait, it gets better, because after stumblign into a few barns to find jack shit for assistance, I see a light out yonder, could it be? Yes a downed chopper, and as I belly crawl half a mile to get to it, lo and behold, the only item I can find is NVG's. Gifted with sight beyond sight, I run all the way back to Gorka, find my body, hop in my car and ride. Life is good, well at least till I die again or some hacker fags nuke the server. TL:DR - I died and found the one helpful item that let me recover my shit.
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    Living without a L85

    Perhaps you can use some glasses to see the fail in your argument.
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    Why are so many 'Bronies' into DayZ?

    I pray for humanity if you reproduce.
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    Tents?

    never
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    Arma 2's mechanics make dayz lame

    yeah because being able to run at full speed forever is legit. protip: there is no realism in this game.
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    Forever stuck at loading

    really, thats your crack technical advice? reinstalling the fucking game. THIS NEVER FIXES FUCKING ANYTHING AND PEOPLE WHO SUGGEST IT ARE FUCKTARDS
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    Selling Mountain deew + As50 with mags

    mountain dew is the kiss of death.
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    Hackers, and the state of the standalone game?

    Crazy cheating the other day on a server I can't recall, but the player was named 1-800-something or other. I had spawned far left of Kamenka and was working my way past the bridge when I see a truck and a guy running from zombies in full kit out, gillie, and dragonov. I have no weapons so I'm like wtf I'll run up to the truck and see if I can snag something while he isn't looking. Of course he see's me and I try to hop in the truck. So while he's pumping rounds into me, I died, but he was a full tard and didn't realize he had not killed off the zeds and they killed him too. Thankfully, I respawn at Komorov and run full sprint all the way back to where my body was thinking that at least I might find something there. Lo and behold, truck is there as well as the dead hacker who I looted and now have all the stuff he had (which was everything NVG, Rangefinder, GPS). My previous game had survived 3 weeks and had this as well, but got glitched and a zed nailed me. Anyway, what was totally crazy was that while I'm looking at the truck (which was missing a tire) all of the sudden 30 women characters all spawn in front of me all with weapons. It was crazy. They start running about looking for stuff, they must have thought I was the original guy because they didn't shoot initially, but then pumped a few more rounds into me. I have yet to see a mass spawn of a team of people armed. It just seemed weird, they were all identical characters with different guns.
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    More Barbed Wire Fencing complaints...

    same bug for me too, happening by coast and airports
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    That one tent you don't expect...

    Came across a Ural truck loaded, with pretty much all the best rare assault rifles in the game, tons of ammo, food, tents, packs everything. of course driving it away, i crashed and the stupid script 55 error screwed me.
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    Script Error #55

    weak fucking sauce, lost my ural with a metric ass-ton of gear in it due to this fucking bug. fix this shit.
  16. I would like the food/water requirement to reflect reality a tad bit more. Really, I can go a few days without food or water before I die, why can't I go an hour or two in game before needing food or water?
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    Amazing Luck

    I found a Ural truck full of weapons, food, and gear sitting out in the open. It was like fucking Christmas
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    DayZ Stories

    I found a truck chock full of supplies and weapons today. I took it, now I have goodies. It's the first vehicle I've found in the game, and it was loaded. After about 10 days of simple surviving and not running into a soul, apparently I have been rewarded.
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