Sir Bum

And here, good people, is the best survival strategy in Dayz. Stay the hell away from anyone with a pulse.

My first was in Cherno, is was a dark and stormy night (No, really!), the graphics glitches had mad an already pitch black night even worse. My friend had a run in with a bandit and shot him. When he went to loot the corpse, the bandit was gone. 10 minuets or so later, I bump into a figure in the dark. Thinking it's my friend, I'm rather surprised to take a wad of buckshot to the face. In full panic mode, I unload my entire AKM mag into the bandit's chest, and bleed out shortly afterwards. I've never gone back since.

Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.