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Funniest shit I've seen in a while. "Actually my parents are dead" "LOL GG BRO" Subbed

The smoke was almost attached too you which makes me believe that you're the hacker ;l

...you dream about the stand alone :l It was awesome. Boss zombies, houses and shiz. Dear god I'm sad...

Sorry, wasn't sure where to post it :D

I headed into Stary to see if I could get some action on fraps, this is what happened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmUksA6YEeg&feature=colike I'm a relatively new youtuber and it would be cool for some feedback. And also, if you want you can like and shit.

Nope, sounded close. Made me jump. haha

Yeah, I probably will next time.

Matthew Lightfoot ( Apologies if name is spelt wrong ) said they had one more thing to fix with the dogs in an interview with rhinoCRUNCH, the jaw animation needs tweaking. Apparently it's really hard to fix though.

It says the video is 1:21 seconds long, but it ends at 0:43 D:

Beautiful.

Hello people, I decided to try and start a Youtube channel about DayZ and some other games, it would be cool if you guys could check it out and give me some feedback, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYdWwwWMAZM Obviously, you can give negative feedback, I'm cool with that, I just want opinions on whether I should continue or not. I am already aware of the kinda laggyness of the video and audio quality, I hope to fix that if everything goes successfully, you see, I didn't really want to splash out on an expensive microphone if I was shit at making videos. Anyway, Thanks, Tom.

Jizz, in my pants.

I once met a girl on the coast and I started talking too her through voice coms. She started chasing me with an axe, I started screaming through coms and then she started saying "I just want to give you a hug!". I felt quite bullied by the way that women treated me, I had nightmares 3 nights in a row because of it. After that experience I tend to avoid female gamers. :D:D No really, I don't mind girl gamers, I think they are mostly cooler than lad gamers.

I would use Sixlauncher, it will install the game for you. Also, well done, WarZ is shit.

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/user/16152-terrex/ He's cool.

Well, your nice ;3

Well I know I should probably see the private hive over for this, but he has not replied and I was wondering whether you guys can help. I joined a private hive and was whitelisted, I played for about 5 minutes and then everyone in the server kept on disconnecting. It did this a few times, I was able to get back in the server, but it happened again and I couldn't see the server anymore ( I can, but it has no name and just a red cross at the side ) I can see their Lingor server, so I don't know why I can't see their other one. I've tried: Updating beta, re-installing Rmod, etc. Idk what to do, please help D:

Yes, I think it is, it says this on the website: "Shows up as a red X. You should update to the newest beta patch HERE."

LOL^

At first I thought you were talking about Shane Williams because you were side stepping all these zombies, but then I realised that was a stupid thing to think. And dude, that was so fucking awesome. hahaha

This is an example of someone trying to steal my CD key. He said he could edit the files to Arma work on my PC with lower graphics. [30/08/2012 18:20:24] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: Dude [30/08/2012 18:20:36] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: Could you send me the files instead? [30/08/2012 18:20:45] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: No offense, but I don't trust people when they take over someones compute.r [30/08/2012 18:23:06] Ozzy_B: Yes [30/08/2012 18:23:08] Ozzy_B: i could [30/08/2012 18:23:16] Ozzy_B: but i ask more then because its takes more time to explain [30/08/2012 18:23:30] Ozzy_B: then its 5 eur [30/08/2012 18:26:41] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: do you accept paypal? [30/08/2012 18:26:45] Ozzy_B: yes [30/08/2012 18:26:53] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: and its a refund if it doesn't work? [30/08/2012 18:27:00] Ozzy_B: yes [30/08/2012 18:27:05] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: ok, hold on a sec. [30/08/2012 18:27:38] Ozzy_B: I prefer you sending as a gift since it's not a goods / online payment or something & Gifts are no taxes so it saves us 1,80 euro ish if i cant do it and need to refund it [30/08/2012 18:29:10] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: Strange. [30/08/2012 18:29:17] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: Gifts can't be claimed as fruad. [30/08/2012 18:29:17] Ozzy_B: actually not :P [30/08/2012 18:29:24] Ozzy_B: Gifts have no taxes [30/08/2012 18:29:34] Ozzy_B: when u send as online payment i sell something they think [30/08/2012 18:29:37] Ozzy_B: So they take 80 cents or something [30/08/2012 18:29:45] Ozzy_B: whenever i refund it they take taxes again [30/08/2012 18:29:51] Ozzy_B: then u will receive in the end 3 euro or something back from the 5 [30/08/2012 18:30:21] Tom 'Xeno' Drummond: what if you send me the files first, or do you not do that? [30/08/2012 18:30:28] Ozzy_B: no sorry (worry) [30/08/2012 18:30:37] Ozzy_B: you have to send me a file [30/08/2012 18:30:39] Ozzy_B: and i will tweak in that file [30/08/2012 18:30:54] Ozzy_B: but before i do that i check if i receive any money [30/08/2012 18:31:08] Ozzy_B: is there a chance you could Share ur screen Via skype ( i have no control only look ) and see if its send as gift [30/08/2012 18:31:12] Ozzy_B: i have been scammed many times earlier Anyway, stupidly I believed him and sent him 5 euros, then he asked for my .reg file which had my CD key in it. I realised what he was doing and stopped it. Although, he did keep my money. So he was trying to scam money AND my CD key.

Would have been better if you had actually jumped off :P

M14. Wins me every firefight.

Do you guys know any good DayZ servers with custom loot tables with Silenced Makrovs, RPK's, L85's disabled, etc more vehicles? If so, can you please tell me, I'm trying to find a good one.

Is it weird that I was staring at that NPCs ass through out the video? Thats a nice ass!