Thundirah

So, I was in Kabanino when my friends said that they were being shot at from sniper hill in Stary, so I decided that I should head down there and help them out, I approached sniper hill from the north and saw 3 clowns bunched up next to each other with snipers aiming down, I literally went 2 feet behind them and they still didn't hear me, I even had enough time to put my CZ in my bag and pull out my AKM, I then proceeded to shoot the first man in the head, then the second man, and as I turned to shoot the third, BAM! Skin change, freezes my character and pulls out my pistol (Why would it pull out my pistol? Why?), which gives the guy enough time to turn around and spam an M14 in my chest. What a fucking joke. Anyways, after having this experience I thought I would suggest something to Rocket and the development team; There should be at least a one minute delay before your character switches skins after killing people.

If I got my hands on a .50 cal sniper in a zombie apocalypse I would most definitely do that.

Take off the glasses

Got a spare M4A3 CCO with a few mags that I want to get rid of. Any offers?

I don't think that's possible.

Yourself?

I know this thread might as well not exist but you guys have to admit, BE is astonishingly bad. They claim to have banned 11k hackers globally but then reverse it a day later because they found out 50% (Don't know the real percentage, I may be exaggerating) of the bans were innocent players, and then they make a soppy fucking apology that just looks so unprofessional.

IGN: Ghost Age: 16 Location: Chingford, London (UK)

So, you know how I made that thread earlier about me getting to the airfield, logging out, logging back in and being in an empty field and then logging back out and in and finding myself back at the shore? Well I made my second journey to the airfield when I decided to log out and update my game so that the artifacts were fixed. Logged back in, back at shore with no backpack and a shemagh scarf around my head. /slitwrists back to the airfield again I suppose.

Okay, so I had another brain fart and realized I was attempting to join outdated servers (1.7.2.4 etc.).

I think I celebrated a little too soon, still can't get past the loading screen on any servers. I'm running 1.7.2.5 and the 95883 OA beta patch.

What is this "Morphium" you speak of?

Forgot to install the latest OA beta patch. I think I should go to the "special" hospital to get checked.

Well, you know how when you load up DayZ through the Six updater or the OA beta patch you get the big DayZ logo loading screen instead of the tank loading screen, well I'm getting the tank loading screen and I can't get past the loading screen on any server. Sorry if I'm not doing something very obvious.

So, I updated to the latest DayZ patch and now DayZ doesn't work. I'm not sure if I'm mentally retarded or it's a problem with the patch. Can anyone help me out here?