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Beans when video arrives

Was I the only one what after realising it was a flood of caps and QQ that in my head I heard eric cartman read it to me with his voice getting to that high pitched squeaky voice whenever he whines ?

It it just me or is shooting a cow in the ass the fastest way to kill it ? Unless I have a beast of a gun shooting it in the head doesn't seem to faze it. Nor the body. Shoot it once in the ass though. instant kill. Tried this is withe makarov shot an entire clip into 1 cow and it died. Saw another cow latter one and 1 shot to the phanny and dead instantly.

your* My bad O_o

Hmm, gun of choice ?

People just love to hump the fuck out of that "not realistic" enough argument. It's a gaaaaaaaame stop taking it so seriously. You want the ultimate realistic experiance walk out you're front door. The only thing I don't like about the trade thing is it's starting to get annoying seeing all of them, I'm waiting to here the "oh fuck i got shot while this dude was tradig with me what a cunt" stories.

I'm a very paranoid guy with a gun. Who shoots anything with a pulse. Even the rabbits, actually especially the rabbits. So if you see me running through a town sometimes saying "nigga aint shit but hoes n' tricks" on voice chat Feel free to shoot me cause I actually enjoy the running through towns aggroing every Zed within a mile then running out with nothing but a makrov and lee einfield. Chaotic fun at it's finest. How do you get your new life on dayZ started ?

I want to be able to do that but legitly. Like maybe have a grenade under the sheep and have a thin line going from it so when someone tries to kill and gut it Boom goes the dynamite errrr grenade i mean. Oh and added bonus the explosion cut up the sheep for you.

Beans for you sir.

If they've seen me they're dead No witnesses. They could have friends with guns tha they'll lead to me. They could find a weapon soon after and kill me. Also sometimes they smell bad :c

My thoughts exactly about the "lets add bear traps screw fixing shit" thing even when i find a beartrap it's like "Smokin jesus cinnamon titties a beartrap !.....K now what?" Anyone have any advice to make good use of a bear trap ?