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  1. Panda, let me press the button this time. Please. :D Listen - in grown up land we have multiple ways of complaining. Personally, when I'm complaining about a FREE service that SOMEONE PAYS FOR, and others GIVE UP THEIR TIME FOR FREE to make it fair and enjoyable, I choose to complain like an adult, I make my case, ask what can be done (if anything), all politely. As opposed to when I'm PAYING for something, and I'm not getting WHAT I PAY FOR. Then I lose my rag. If you want to stay around and play on this fun, hacker free server with a great community, I advise you to "wind your neck in". And if you think there are better, lag free, hack free, servers without admin abuse, that will put up with your whining - what the hell are you doing here? Go, fly to those mythical servers of perfection!
  2. Of course you failed - you were missing your star player (me). It's gotta be SUNDAYS GODDAMIT! :P
  3. Round one was laggy, 70+ players. Round two was fine, 60 players. I think we've inadvertently found Dayz's max stress limit. Good news is we're looking at having two (shared DB) lower limit servers. Fun for all!
  4. The Target (probably me) will be in a Hummv, with a 6 man patrol (packing serious heat), and a heli (or two) patrolling above. I'm not sure that constitutes "easy target" (unless Hawksey is about...)
  5. And you look like this: -------------------------------------- Tonigop - "HACKER" Tonigop - "HACKER" Tonigop - "HACKER" Admin - "Where, what happened?" Tonigop - "I got killed" Admin - "..." Tonigop - "I didn't even see him" Admin - "..." -------------------------------------- Tonigop - "ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN!" Admin - "Yeah, what's up?" Tonigop - "SOMEONE LOGGED!" Admin - "Ok, we can trace that and ban them, did you hit them?" Tonigop - "No. I was about to fire" Admin - "..." -------------------------------------- Tonigop Kills Player X Tonigop Kills Player Y Tonigop Kills Player Z Player A kils Tonigop Tonigop - "THIS SERVER IS SHIT, LAG LAG LAG, HOW CAN ANYONE PLAY, TEARS TEARS TEARS" -------------------------------------- Welcome to my life as an Admin, thanks for ruining it with your tears, try not to kill the Koi Carp (they're Fresh Water Fish).
  6. You hit Panda. He nearly died. He was then blood bagged by another team member. You hit him again. He nearly died. No blood bags left, so he ran into cover. I'm looking forward to the debate El Bode, I'll be Obama, you can be Romney. Panda will be Lincoln.
  7. We only knew you were there when one of you missed a shot at me in the Tower! :P
  8. You have no idea how long I had my AK aim on you from the Tower desperately wondering if you should take the shot. Decided to crawl to you instead. Wrong move - should have rambo'd your ass!
  9. I've got 5 minutes of video that proves if I had anything more than an AK you'd have been brown bread - all three of you, in pine trees on the west side sniping at the lads in the barracks. Spent ages crawling to get into range, and the second I got close you pegged it over a field. Admittedly running blind after you was a bad idea, but you know, I had to do something!
  10. Hunt the admin night? Ain't no one killing the Police Chief - bring it bitches!
  11. When the Cherno City Council patrol the map, risking their lives like The Cherno Police do, then we'll happily stand down! This is how we roll (taken last night on UK#10) If only this glitch was enabled in game! CPD Representing!
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