Noob needs partner

[Noob needs partner]

Mumble? :facepalm:

[Ok, Serious question.]

Um, private/clan server? try to join a server where its a clan server, or find a small group who started one.

[Hackers kidnapped me.]

no

[Died by a hacker for the first time, your worst loot loss?]

Bizon PP-19 SD, FN FAL AN/PVS-4, M4A1 Holo, SVD CAMO, AS50, ghillie suit, boat, tents, all the medical supplies you could need/food, and night vision goggles.

[Honest thoughts]

What map are you playing on? They don't tele btw, they SPAWN around the map. Unless you got some hackers (which is likely).

:facepalm:

[US 725 Script Kiddie(s)?!]

You can't read the script yourself? You're a big boy now, you don't need to know programming to do this.

[Elaborate Scheme]

:facepalm: no

[Norway 33, fresh server already hacker infested.]

True, but you should livestream just incase if you get another one.

[Norway 33, fresh server already hacker infested.]

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[Funny Dayz Meme]

because everyone in the military jumps around everywhere

I belive military soldiers are capable of jumping. Also, what military soldier intentionally kills other soldiers from his own country? THere is a big gap in your argument.

[Need friends :(]

I'll play with you but I moan from my fapping machine

[Day Z is too Unrealistic. Fix or I Leave!]

< Borat no approves

[Funny Dayz Meme]

Original Made by me :facepalm:

[DayZ care package???]

It was a hack man, sorry.

[I tried to find a hacker]

You have my beans. What servers btw? I might want to play on them.

[Bad siral nuber was given in setup]

I won't even help because of your horrible spelling, puncuation, and grammer.

[a new view on zombie speed/evading zombies]

No it doesn't,cuz it takes away the challange of the game.

This was is just perfect for me.

I dont want to loose my daily adrenaline boost dosage.

You have my respect just because of your name.

[4 Bandits and a Satchel ;)]

Great job, camo on buildings. But anyway, skype/teamspeak?

[Starting group for older guys]

iz 8 old enuf 2 pley?

[Anyone from Balcan in here?]

Probably not many. I'm from the USA myself. Most are probably US, Britin, Sweden, and Canada.

[Trust ( anyone?)]

^It's never 100% though.

[Trust ( anyone?)]

Join a big clan, here's one that I am joining that is reliable. It has rleadership roles, possitions, and different levels of authority. You also don't need to kill teammates because you can be provided with gear. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/55827-ssrt-now-recruiting-experienced-players-brand-new-clan/

[Can't play on the same server as my brother.]

Google it.

[So I met 10 year old kid...]

This game should be 13+ :facepalm: Those squeeky noobs.

[A different kind of Lag!]

You have a bad connection it seems like, find a help forum or google a better answer than what I can provide. Try to play on a better server or the one closest to your country. :beans: