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It has potential. :thumbsup:

Mumble? :facepalm:

Um, private/clan server? try to join a server where its a clan server, or find a small group who started one.

no

Bizon PP-19 SD, FN FAL AN/PVS-4, M4A1 Holo, SVD CAMO, AS50, ghillie suit, boat, tents, all the medical supplies you could need/food, and night vision goggles.

What map are you playing on? They don't tele btw, they SPAWN around the map. Unless you got some hackers (which is likely). :facepalm:

You can't read the script yourself? You're a big boy now, you don't need to know programming to do this.

:facepalm: no

True, but you should livestream just incase if you get another one.

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I belive military soldiers are capable of jumping. Also, what military soldier intentionally kills other soldiers from his own country? THere is a big gap in your argument.

I'll play with you but I moan from my fapping machine

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It was a hack man, sorry.

You have my beans. What servers btw? I might want to play on them.

I won't even help because of your horrible spelling, puncuation, and grammer.

You have my respect just because of your name.

Great job, camo on buildings. But anyway, skype/teamspeak?

iz 8 old enuf 2 pley?

Probably not many. I'm from the USA myself. Most are probably US, Britin, Sweden, and Canada.

^It's never 100% though.

Join a big clan, here's one that I am joining that is reliable. It has rleadership roles, possitions, and different levels of authority. You also don't need to kill teammates because you can be provided with gear. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/55827-ssrt-now-recruiting-experienced-players-brand-new-clan/

Google it.

This game should be 13+ :facepalm: Those squeeky noobs.

You have a bad connection it seems like, find a help forum or google a better answer than what I can provide. Try to play on a better server or the one closest to your country. :beans: