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    Probably the best suggestion ever.

    I don't know if different outfits would provide anything truly new to the game, simply because the players who want to be the best would wear only the best camouflage gear, much like they already do, and the players who don't care about being the best wouldn't care enough about finding all the pretty clothes. This game isn't like a RPG where clothes give stat boosts, because that would be dumb. Instead, it's a realistic game, where if you want to survive you get hidden. That being said, I would seriously enjoy some alternative camo skins, such as East German Flecktarn, or hell even Cadpat.
  2. Hi all, I am currently in possession of an Mk 48 Mod 0 Light Machine Gun, that I picked up from a tent in the barn North of Elektro (I'm pretty damn lucky) and I have absolutely no use for it. It is simply too loud. I shoot it literally anywhere but the wilderness, and I have to dispatch 5 more zombies than I should have to! Now, down to business. I am willing to trade this glorious but unneeded LMG for... Bizon PP-19 SD with one or two mags or M16A4 ACOG or M14 AIM or basically any M4 variant without those ridiculous iron sights. M4A3 CCO/M4A1 Holo/M4A1 CCO SD/M4A1 CCO Other offers welcome, but expect me to say "no" depending on what you say. As a side note, I am not someone who traps people and takes their loot, you have my word. If we can work out a deal I will honor my side. No skype/cam/mic at the moment due to being poor, sorry.
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    underground/tunnels

    Already part of the plan for the standalone mate. Fortifications, bunkers, tunnels, all that good stuff.
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    Mega Lottery ** FREE HIGH TIER GEAR** RESULT IS OUT!!

    Glad to see it has filled up since last night! Good luck to everyone.
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    Zombie Identification Guide

    I assume the hunter is the one with the Russian hat, or the civilian zombie with the plaid lumberjack shirt that spawns near barns.
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    Found a working car and it was glorious, for 5 mins.

    Chances are someone was camping that car, unless you found a dead survivor nearby who was the driver?
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    Tips from a 100+ day survivor

    What is the average server population on the servers you go to? Do you play on high server pops or low server pops?
  8. roflmao.haskins@yahoo.com

    Looking to trade Mk 48 Mod 0 with around 200 bullets for stuff.

    If you need more than one bullet, you aren't hitting them in the head. It is extremely effective for taking out large amounts of zombies, not to mentioned it is silenced.
  9. roflmao.haskins@yahoo.com

    Mega Lottery ** FREE HIGH TIER GEAR** RESULT IS OUT!!

    Can I get 3?
  10. roflmao.haskins@yahoo.com

    Looking to trade Mk 48 Mod 0 with around 200 bullets for stuff.

    PM sent.
  11. roflmao.haskins@yahoo.com

    Looking to trade Mk 48 Mod 0 with around 200 bullets for stuff.

    Truer words have ne'er been said. Also, I love the Bizon, I love the aesthetics and the sound, recoil, everything about it. Do you have any ammo for the Fn Fal? If so, I'll definitely consider that. Even though it might be as loud or louder than my LMG, the range negates it.
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    Hacker on US 77

    What is your name in-game? I'm not a hacker, but I ganked a survivor who was "minding his own business looking for loot" with my , and I think I was on US 77. I was using the Mk 48 Mod 0, which in my opinion looks like a golden AK.
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    Impossible situations

    I remember getting swarmed in one of those black houses, in one of the towns south of Vybor. I had a revolver with one speed-loader, and an m16a2 with no magazines! I shot the first six zombies in the head, and retreated into the back room. Then, luckily, I noticed a Lee-enfield sitting on the floor behind me. Silently thanking the prior inhabitant for leaving his rifle lying under his kitchen table, I loaded it up, and killed the next 10 zombies, giving me enough time to sprint out of the house and back to my bicycle. Then, I rode back after collecting some revolver ammo, and picked up my m16. That whole fight was a ton of fun, just the stress of it all was a blast. Thinking "this is the end, this is where I make my stand" and then noticing that gun, and dispatching those zombies, makes for some great gameplay.
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    Best/worst death?

    Best: freshly spawned, killed 9 zombies running after me with just a hatchet. Then I stupidly dropped the hatchet for a CZ550 with one mag I found in a barn, and took out 5 more with headshots. Ran outta ammo and re-equipped the hatchet, took out three more in the barn then broke a leg and passed out. Worst: Shot a sniper above Elektro with my AK74, he alt-f4'ed, then when I went to investigate where he was, he re logged behind me and killed me. What an asshole.
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    Animals that Hunt you

    I agree with bears and leopards, that would be so sweeeet. Also, as far as animals go, vultures near dead players, that would be pretty cool, but might be unfair you know?
  16. Hey y'all, I stupidly logged out on a bicycle, and am now stuck pedaling on an invisible bike and I can't move. I'm at the three way corner in between Vybor, NW airfield, and Kabanino. I will be back here around 9:30-10:00pm pacific, looking to see some replies as to who I should PM and what server I should log on to in order to get killed. I have an alice pack, an m16a2, and assorted tools, all available to whomever wants to help me out. Thanks in advance! See y'all around 10.
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    Looking for someone to kill me, stuck on bicycle

    Bump
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    Looking for someone to kill me, stuck on bicycle

    I know neither have I! Took a good bit of searching on the forums to find someone else who this happened to. Last time I ever log out on a bicycle. I'll try that! Thanks. EDIT: It didn't work :( I logged onto an older, non-updated server, and it logged in normally! Bugger me. Continuing to keep this thread alive while I find someone who wants to kill me.
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    Why are there 0 zombies...

    Okay, so I was biking along on my old bicycle, having a merry time with the bell, when I looked at the debug monitor and noticed that there were 0 zombies. How is that even possible if I was coasting through the biggest cities in Chernarus? Do they simply not spawn when you're on a bicycle? I had a couple pictures but they didn't save :(
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    How do you pronounce DayZ?

    When I say it I say it like "Daisy".
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    Can DayZ add G36C?

    What VSnares said. Alternatively if we're suggesting guns that aren't in the original but would be cool in the mod how about THE MOSIN NAGANT instead of that damn Springfield. But if we were suggesting things we should go to the suggestion forum.
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    Can DayZ add G36C?

    Why bother? When you look at the stats it's basically a different skinned M-4. There are silenced M-4's and nonsilenced-M4's, so why add another gun to the game that is basically the same? I'd say if you did add the G36c you would have to take out one of the M-4 variants.
  23. roflmao.haskins@yahoo.com

    I love Green Mountain!

    Nice Bizon pp-19. How'd you manage to pick that up with only one zombie kill?
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    I have to choose between a bike and a motorbike

    Bike for the silent part. Makes going from deer stand to deer stand in Mid west of map way easier.
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