Bowser Koopa

I'm definitely glad I joined this group so far. Even though I'm new to the game, everyone in the gang has been very accommodating and patient with me. I definitely recommend you guys join up with NwO, especially if you're sick of getting spanked by jerkface bandits!

Oh, absolutely. Under my rule, I guarantee one princess per player who allies themselves with me. Fringe benefits of putting your trust in me. Just FYI, I know what you're thinking...Bowser Koopa, protector of the people? Well, I've hung up my evil spikey arm bracelets and turned soft (but not my spikey necklace. That was never evil). What can I say? Everyone deserves a second chance. I'm here to wipe my hands of so much spilled mushroom kingdom blood. Hopefully I can make up for all the horrible sins I've committed in the past.

I'll be sure to join up. Bandit scum annoy the tar out of me and I can't wait to pound them into the ground. Checking out your website now.

Hey, folks. Bowser Koopa here. Lookin' to team up with other survivors and mop the floor with bandits. They get my blood-a boilin'... See you on the field.