JKN1024

This is the story of my epic fail, with a happy ending. Sooo, I get bored of stalking the city waiting for a clan to come in their van so i could shoot it with my M16A2 M203 HE launcher and i decide to head to Devil's castle and look for bandits/clans people there. On the way I see a cow. Instead of wasting my ammo on this bovine, i decide to use my hatchet. So I drop my gun on the ground and precede to hack at the cow. However, it doesn't die and starts walking away. I follow it for about 20 or so meters and eventually kill it and take its meat. As i walk back, i realize how hard it is to see items on the ground, at least for me... After 5 minutes of pacing around, I hear gunshots and freak out, reluctant to leave my gun. The cow body disappeared and I eventually say F*** it, Im the Joker, screw loot, ill kill some bandits at Devil's castle :facepalm: . I take out my M14 from my pack and run to Devil's castle. I look to my left and see my first downed helicopter. I crawl to the heli and find an AWS. :D yay me. The End.

Bored so i'm trying to start this in honor of the Joker who was not be seen in The Dark Knight Rises. Name yourself Joker, or something affiliated, and yur job is to grief the crap outta people in town, in the forest, etc. :D You can camp on a roof and shoot them down. Maybe join a team, gain their trust, then betray them all in the end. It's not about the money, money, money... or the loot. It's about causing chaos and stirring things up for survivors who just run in and out of town willy nilly and making clan groups and more hardcore survivors feel fear whenever they come out of their camps to resupply. Don't kill other people in club Joker until yur job is done. After that, the real Joker will remain. lol Sincerely, The Joker

join club Joker. :)

On top of a building i saw a couple of tents in the middle of the street. A guy soon walks towards the tents and takes a look. I shot his leg and watched the zombies mob him down. Didn't loot him. Sincerely, The Joker

join club Joker ;)