Bernd (DayZ)

I will do later buddy when Teairra the flying psycho goes offline.

I am airborne and awaiting communication buddy. Add me on skype and we will see to you. Pm'd you

Ok I need to resupply as the flyboy has gone offline and my gear is in the helo. Just north of Balota, going to make a run into Cherno and then should be heading back NorthWest. Will update when ready. UPDATE: Airborne in 10 minutes.

Thanks buddy, but it is all made possible by Teairra. Please be aware that when he is not doing medical evacuations he is scaring the *£$! out of me to get his perverse jollies.

Ok buddy please connect to skype.

We will be inbound soon. Add me on skype.

Hello buddy. Skype me with ingame name and we will help you.

Hey buddy You have priority. Turn on skype and hit me up. We will extract you and resupply.

Please add me on skype and we will be inbound. Identify ingame name and location.

Please add me on skype. Give ingame name and condtion/location

Please add me on skype and give location/ingame name. Are you bleeding? help is on the way.

Hey buddy you need a lift or supplies? Have pm'd you. Get to the Chopper!

Added you on skype...

We can help. Please skype me with your ingame name, location and medical needs.

You're welcome, friend. That IGN would be Teairra.

Good afternoon khalim. Please add me on skype and we will get to you. I will need your approximate location and ingame name.

So it's a pleasant Saturday afternoon in game and the sun is shining. I am lucky enough to be offered a lift by Teairra in a help to any patients I may have for the next few hours- but patients have a way of vanishing when I am mobile. So I decide to sit down in the grass in this delightful field and enjoy a little picnic. I have a steak and a soda, and then alt tab out to check the thread. All the while I am chatting to Teairra who is just waiting for me in the heli. I spend a while replying to patients and tab back in just in time to see the only zombie on this deserted server enjoying a picnic of his. Let's face it, I deserved it. T flew me back to my corpse to loot my gear back- good. T laughed long and loud and made that chopper a temple to my shame- not so good.

We can help. Please reply giving ingame name and precise location. PM'd you.

Are you in contact? We can help.

For patients with no ping issues to Europe, we are available and mobile. Please contact me via skype or reply in thread.

Roger that.

Check pm. We can help.

Check pm.

Should be good to pick you up and resupply you sometime this evening buddy. Hang in there. If you add me on skype (Id yourself if your name is different) I can alert you when and where we are ready.

Pilots request voice comms as helicopter extraction is extremely risky. We risk dying, losing the heli and you if we cannot extract with maximum efficiency. My patient without voice comms nearly shot me yesterday and bled out as he panicked and mistook me for a hostile. If you cannot comply with the pilot's requests he will not fly to you. I hope you understand.