Bruiser (DayZ)

I'd agree but I'm only going to say that everything I ended up having, rather than the hatchet I was carrying, is imo the best gear possible. Level the playing field a bit, I guess.

This is the absolute best. All my beans to whoever this man is.

DAILY? Dude what server do you play on, I wanna come. They're just as bad because now I know I can't go anywhere near a city without getting my face blasted off.

20 minutes IRL time.

- Holed up with a Lee Enfield in a barn that keeps spawning ammo with enough food, soda, and bandages for an army. Picked off my first bandit, got over 50 headshots, feeling pretty proud of myself and secure when a zombie spawns THROUGH THE FLOOR knocks me out and eats my face. - Warped into the forrest by a hacker, no weapon. He manages to pick off everyone but me, I'm just running and running like Forrest fucking Gump. He's yelling BRUISER. STOP. STOP IT. STOP RUNNING. But I'm smart as fuck so I keep zig zagging into the woods until I lose him. I go prone, I see a road in the distance. I finally get to it and go to crawl across it and break BOTH MY FUCKING LEGS for crawling on some bitch ass pavement. I don't know I've only been playing for like 6 hours. But this shit makes me insane.

Wait, how do I be black?

I'm an American and I resent that. My brother is a gay zed.

I feel bad because now if I have an AK and I get warped I just start fucking shooting EVERYONE in hopes of escaping and then it looks like I'm the asshole warping people with the sole intent of murdering them.

No they're not unless you can accurately imply there's a virus involved. I just call 'em SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT Oh Goddamn it GO AWAY

holy shit people

This is a huge goddamned problem for me. Every time I play, on every server, about a half hour in I get warped and shot in the fucking face. It's not so much attachment to gear that's a problem so much as I can pretty much count on each game being pretty quickly ended regardless of what I do. Regardless of what I find or where I go or how careful I am I just end up fucking warped into a bush and executed with 20 other people. Every. Goddamned. Time. Is there any way to avoid it at all or am I just doomed to playing nothing but 15 minute games all the time?

Yeah I get picked off fucking quick. I thought it'd work to my advantage because people would assume I'm shit at this game and not worth looting.