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I'm get so pissed of when I run up to a corpus after seen the person run away from it to only have them teleport back to be because of fucking desync. Why can it just have normal lagg like every up game.

why cant the game have normal lag.

I will kill every fudd I see

The word "bandit" is being thrown around as a title that makes most people think they have some type of skill. I'm not here to tell everyone "being a bandit is dick move" but I don't want to read these threads on how people have gone around and killed a bunch of people then called themselves bandits. I'm not against the KOS players I just don't think calling them a bandit is right. Here is an example of what I mean; *quea solid snake voice* "I readied my sniper, held my breath, then shot the wanderer as he ran across the field. I harvest his beans and left his corpse to rot". Well whoop-dee-do you kill someone who was unarmed with a gun which is practically one hit kill. Now what 'does' take skill, as a bandit, is to follow a player long enough to corner them, point a gun at there face and to restrain them before they log out. At that point you could possibly listen to their story or laugh as the plead for you not to kill their current character; that took them days to work up. In the end you ultimately have power over them, unless they log out but that hasn't happened to me yet. You could choose to kill them, break their legs, force feed them rotten food or maybe they might want to join you. So if you are one of "those" bandits who think they're super hardcore for killing people, you should know that you suck. You suck because you have a huge advantage on that one player you skilless basket case. So I think we should stop calling the KOS people 'bandits' because I think the title of 'bandit' should be reserved for people who actually ROB PEOPLE AND NOT KILL THEM ON SIGHT. I like to call these KOS peeps "Fudds" as in "Elmer J. Fudd". So next time someone creates a story on how to kill a bunch of random people like this Fudd "http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/162697-attention-son-learn-something/" don't called yourself a bandit... because you're just a Fudd "huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Be vewy vewy quiet, i'm hunting bambies"

in this game you will be kill on sight, be friendly but don't be stupid. Beware of the Fudds.

When I first started playing I went and looked for a map of chernarus. After assembling all the piece I soon found that it was as useful as a walkie talkie; then I receive a hatchet to the head. it seems t-shirts, pants, batteries and torches are in high demand because around every corner there was someone who had a fetish for one of those items. I died plenty of times but I stopped caring after to first 40 times. The conversations ranged from "oh hi, would you like a can of beans" to "look at bambie, I killz itz". I met a lovely chap who was nice enough to take me on a journey all the way to the north west airfield. On are way there we stop at various towns and feasted on cans of food and bathed in the blood of zombies. We got to the airfield, which was surprisingly deserted, and found a backpack, m4a1 and enough ammo to filled up two ammo boxes. Things were going good until my friend decided to start sneezing, shivering and then DIE! I feasted on his left over beans, I took his ammo and disinfected everything I touched. I then met two other random players who were fully geared, who were surprisingly friendly, and we were frolicing threw chernarus. until we got board and turn into bandits. We didn't just want to kill people because we already had items and when a player dies all the items disappear. Just killing someone for the hell of it isn't a bandit, your just a noob who likes to have an advantage in TDM. Back on topic, We walked all are way back to chernogorsk to look for are first victim We found a couple hiding in the office buildings, I think they were trying to do something with blood bags, so we ran in there guns blazing "PUT YOU FLIPPING HANDS ON YOUR MOTHER FINDING HEADS OR I WILL SHOOT OF YOUR PECKERS". I'm sure you all understand how to uncensored version goes. They put there hands on there heads and said "I'm new, I don't know how to" but we still handcuffed them. This is where the demonic, completely evil, horribly, disgusting, even more evil stuff begins. First we force fed them rotten food, then disinfectant spray. Then we told them to take off all their clothes. We put on very creepy accents and one of us took each of the players into separate rooms. I say "us" because we all took turns doing something to them. We then proceeded to do very, very, nasty thing; yes, what you are thinking right now. We then give them a blood transfusion with incompatible blood then broke their legs and left. The whole process took about 1 hour. We were only planning to force feed them crap but as they were cuffed "US" found a very... creative way to make it look like the players were doing the cyber nasty. There was nothing they could do. I wonder how they both felt about there first experience in dayz. I would love to pick out any spelling errors but I am tired, I spent 15 hours playing this game today. Some of you might be thinking "that guys is just sick" but the hard truth is this is how it is in the zombie apocalypse. One minute you're talking to your friend about how to find food, nec'minute you have a bad case of surprise butt sex.

I have just edited it a bit now that I'm more awake. Is this what rocket intended bandits to do?

Be honest, i thought i was a bandit until i figured out i just killed people for the fun of it rather then looting there bodies. Vote! Are you a bandit who does bandit activities such as hold ups Or are you a murderer who kills people without thinking for the fun of it? Please share why you are a bandit/murderer so people will read this and vote. BE HONEST PS: first poll I made and the preview isn't show me if i did it right so bear with me if this fails.

I started this by asking if we could see some pictures and i mention Warz a couple times. All i was asking is if we could have some more information and a little media about what is happening. Now for reply's I am getting people who are talking about Warz and bagging the game. This was not what i was hopping for. Now everyone is is bitching about every post the next guy makes and complaining about the forums. by reading all this bullshit I have come to the conclusion that 75% of the people here have no idea WTF there talking about. What makes things worse is people are acting like the COD fanbase. "oh there is to many kiddies here" "warz is a shitty rip of" "Kids using the mummers credit cards" "Shut up because your bitching about a game witch you haven't even paid for". Your all as bad as each other, how can anyone hope to get anyone out of anyone when all we do is bitch to each other. Fuck this thread. Might as well lock this because its all fall of crap, the who thing, crap.

WarZ is already selling their game and their releasing the alpha to people who pre-order, in two weeks. Now don't tell me to leave and play War z because I've all ready pre-order the game but i still want to play dayz. All people wan't is just some eye candy, just a screen shot of chernarus plus or a picture of the new graphics. I'm sorry Rocket but you have been talking about how much shit you have done yet you release no pictures. If the game is going to be released by the end of the year (witch is Two months away) gives us someone the fucking look at. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing agents Rocket but he keep throwing a bone at us then pulling back as soon as we start getting interested. And if you have made so much progress then launch Dayz pre-alpha, look at a random zombie/tree/player/building and press the "print screen" key. Once you have done that upload it to the official dayz-dev twitter and confirm it is legit. I am tired of going to "dayzgame.com" and finding the same shit that was there a 2 months ago. If anyone has a problem with what i have said then you can cry to the moderators because this survivor dons't give a shit.

So when are we going to see anything? just a screen shot thats all i want.

Lol so you break there legs then help them, lol. You like a little kid who pulls the wings of fly's so you can have a pet, respect Mon

What country do you live in

Age 17 How often are you on DayZ: When i get the time to but lately i have been working and studding for the year 12 exams coming up. Do you have a mic: Yes Play times: usually the afternoons Current Loadout: All these items i got of a dead body somewhere on the cost. Some stuff is scripted, just saying G36c (cammo) 30-RND G36 SD x 6 30-RND Stanag SD x 4 PDW PDW mag X 5 Antibiotics x 2 Pain Killers x 3 Blood Bag x 2 Bandages x 5 Cooked meat x 1 Soda Can x 3 canned food x 3 ALICE Pack x 1 Bush Monster Costume x 1 Ideal loadout: AS50/AWS - Scripted weapon I know but I have gotten lucky before. PDW Backpack Bush monster Costume Food/Medical/equipment Last time you died: Probably as soon as i log on because i got a broken leg when i jump down from the barn. How long have you been playing DayZ: 2-3 months Do you have much experience with groups in ArmA/DayZ: I usually play with a group of internet friend but they really have no idea how to play the game properly. I am kinda looking forward to joining a group of people who aren't noobs and can tell me what to do rather then i do it. Do you have much experience with dayz: I have allot of experience with arma II and dayz. I know have to hide from zombie, loose zombies in trees and I know what item does what. I can move around with no no problem and i can use the buggy inventory with no problem. I know how to use most keys for the game but with the way arma II is made i learn a new command everyday. I can also fly helicopters. Other notes: Please accept me or i will have to join the "[AUS] New Chernarus Republic" and they want to roll play and shit. I meen really! its a fucking game, I play it to escape life not to re-create it Steam: Aaroniveson

This topic contains large sentences and large paragraphs that trolls and prepubes may find hard to read. If you suffer from stupidity, trolling, or you are simply blond, please do not reply for you may get a infraction on your account. I take no responsibility if you have a small fragile little mind and cant process all the characters. Ok. So i have been playing dayz four about two months now and I got so much bad luck at the start of my adventure. It was so bad that I spent ruffly two weeks in an abandoned barn surviving of the loot from the zombies I killed. When one zombie drop a pear of balls for me, I then decided that it was time to go out of my safety shake and start my life as a survivor rather then a freaked out hermit. I had fun running around Electro making friends and collecting loot up to the point were i was killed by a sniper or one of my friends berried his axe in my head when i was expecting a blood bag. This was my life for the next month. It was hard and a very tedious month but at the end I left the city's with a small group of friends with my head high and a Coyote Backpack fall of supplies with a AS50 in my hands. Now this is my problem, I have been a bandit, I have been a survivor, I have been a trusted player on a server that no one killed me, I have even been a rabbit, I have done pretty much every thing. I know that game very well and I am a pro survivor with a bush monster costume packed with the best weapons. After all this fun, I am bored. Now i'm going to ask one of you fellow survivors or bandits if i can join you in your struggle to survive. I don't want to take control of your party or lead anything at all. I am simply here to be apart of your adventure and offer what advice i can. I'm sick of taking control of half minded morons who can't tell witch way is north and make you feel nervous when they apply a blood bag with there gun aimed at your head. So if you don't know how to move around in ARMA II and Dayz and you need me to help you constantly with the buggy inventory then please don't reply. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I am 17 years old, I am fun to play with, I don't rage... much, I am extremely sarcastic and i like the sound of my own voice. I can give you advice on moving around but don't expect me to teach you how to play the game because thats when i rage. And if it's of any consolation I hate COD and i dislike BF3. I live in Australia so all the Americans, Brits, Russians and all the other nationality I haven't mention. You probably don't want to play with me because of lag and what not. If I do meet your qualifications and you don't think i'm to arrogant please reply or send a PM of your Steam or skype.... preferably steam. I look forward to sharing my beans with you. Also, the very long unnecessary story is to see if you are maturer enough to play with me and not another TL;DR trigger happy dumbasses. If you didn't read it all and you just here to say "DL;DR, TL;DR" please leave... leav- just leave your beans and just go.

Well i am hopping you trolls will be delete from this topic. hey, if you wan't to join me you can but your going to lag real bad and you might get kick off the server. Also since the time frame is different I might have trouble finding the right time to play. Also i am not really bad to play with as long as your not a noob and you know what your doing. I one of them people who really don't give a shit about whats happening hence why i don't want to lead anything.

Name: Aaron/Boodgie 17 years old How did you hear of us? Just looking through the dayz forum Why do you wish to join us? played the game for 2 months, I am really good at it, I am usually a lone wolf with no goals. dew to playing this game alone i am now bored and want something to do like helping out a clan. Refer to this http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/97470-i-am-looked-for-a-companion-a-australian-companion/ for more information about and what i'm like and my story Will you keep a consistent approach to our Real-Life Military Simulator for DayZ? (Meaning we as a Guild use real life codewords and act as a real militia/military) The whole idea sounds a bit silly to me but i have played roll play games before such as GMOD rp servers. I can roll play but i'm looking for a group of friends not a group of "solders" so i hope you don't take this RP to seriously. I mean its easier to say "Shots coming from that hill" than " "We have a 245 on that hill". Ranger, Soldier or Citizen?I I want to try being a citizen first to get a real of the "Real-life Military Simulator" and to see if you guys are good at the game. After I get to know you guys more I might apply to be a Soldier or a Ranger but because of school ending soon I have other priority like study. Do you abide by our laws and will work as a team rather than lone-wolf? Unless authorized. I can command a team and keep them all together if there are unexpected things like being ambushed but I would prefer to be under someone elses command because I and sick and tired of telling people what to do and relying on them. If i must tell people what to do i will but please don't because ask me because I am so over that. Do you swear undying loyalty to the NCR, your fellow comrades and your President? By undying loyalty you mean taking a bullet for you in-game or dragging a fallen comrades body to safety or risking loosing all the best shit in game for my clan, yes i will. However, if i have to go to work or my family needs me, they will take priority over my clan. Skype: (Required) AaronXD853 I would prefer steam but if you want to die at the site of my ugly mug go right ahead.

Do you live in Australia?

http://dayzdb.com/map#3.069.071;item=M24 Use dayzdb. I did it for you so you know were to find the M24 bolt action sniper rifle

It was most likely a admin ban so you will have to tell the admin because i doubt he will read this. You shouldn't be global banned and you could just join another server.

Military Plane Crash Sites ​I am aware that this has been suggested before but I want to have some more intelligent views on this suggestion. For this I want, the people who are adding comments about this suggestion and people who are adding comment to someone else post ,to think about what it is they are saying. Not to just put out what they think without thinking. Please layout you replies is a orderly fashion like what you are seeing now. How will this work. I have been talking to my friends about what we could suggest that would improve the game. We talked about plane crash sites and how they could improve the game, how it would work, etc. The idea was that because helicopter crash sites were in the middle of the map, there should be plane crash sites on the out skirts of the map. Plane crash sites would be rare and hard to find. They would have the same type of loot a helicopter crash site would but there would be more loot overall. This would be good for parties who play in larger groups because there would be more weapons for that party. Break down. Plane crash sites would have same loot as a heli crash sites but in bigger quantities. This would be good four large parties/clans. Plane crash sites would be on the outskirts of the map Plane crash sites would be rarest and hardest to to fined. How would this improve the game. This would help people who play in large parties and encourage more people to head into the out skirts. Also it would add another spark to the game and give people who have already done all the things to do in the game another challenge. Gives rocket something to do in his spare time >:(. Break down People in larger parties can look for plane crash sites and get more loot suited for a larger party. Adds a new thing to the game that could get dayz veterans back into dayz. Adds another challenge or people who have done most things in the game already. How could this hurt the game. This is what i was hoping the dayz community to help me with because there is not much I can see that would affect the game. I guess that it could turn out to be a useless addition that no one ever uses. There are also glitches that could come with the this suggestion if its added. Break'it down Could be a usless addon no one uses Could create glitches Please leave replies and tell me your opinion and leave suggestions to my suggestions and hopefully this will be added to the game. Also if there are spelling errors or some words spelled spɹɐʍʞɔɐq, that's because i have dyslexia. Please don't take offence and then troll. PS. if this is TL;DR then please don't reply.

This isn't very important as most ANZ server kick players to make room for there friends. Anyway i just thought i would put this up so if someone searches this they know that ANZ server do kick players for no reason. Don't reply to this unless you are saying "yes ANZ # kick me to make room as well"

If it had smoke to tell you were it was then it wouldn't be hard to find. Helicopter crash site don't have smoke over them.

I have read through all your comment and i will reply to them all with small quotes if it was the work this way there would be people camping that place all the time. The airfield are a good example of this, especially now that they have fix the graphical artifact. The idea was that the plane had crashed already. It doesn't have to be a military aircraft. It could be anything but it has to have something special inside it to make it a good find. If it was to have medical supplies or food then it would have to be somewhere in the middle of the map because people don't go looking on the out skirts for food. This would require more effort and rocket would have to add the C130 into the game witch scripters could spawn in. In the stand alone it might add things like this but comon... this is arma II were talking about. But since it is in a fixed location all the sniper will camp it because they know were it is. I don't know if that top part of the quote was directed at me but i made this topic before i saw it. as for the rest of the, you said it. That could be another suggestion, you should make it. of course you would but you would probably be wasting your time since it would be easier to find a helicopter crash site then a plane crash site.

You don't want to make a game that complicated. I know that it would only be a little move with your hand on the mouse but people just want to kill you pig and get out.