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how about the best hacker court on video contest?

I know right

this is the problem with all the suggestions here, people just post there mind and don't think about it. Gun would decrease bandits but it could also create more problems like people who have guns know that you most likely don't have a gun. Also a first person shooter, even if it is men't for realism, can't survive without guns. What I think we need is not more guns or less just a better spawning system. And i think the game would be less intensive with less guns and i will just stop playing and play something else.

Not just that man we need some tissues, i'm sick and tired of cleaning the jizz off my bandages.

I have night vision goggles so "YOU CAN SUCK IT, YOU CAN SUCK IT, YOU CAN SUCK IT, YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT!"

TL;DR Okay, so I have been killed by so many bandits and I am SOOOOOO PISSSED! I started this game and got killed by zombies until i got familiar with the controls. So i have learn't North south east west and i headed to Electro. And there i was, wondering around thinking this is going to be fun then "BANG!" I'm shot and on the ground knocked out. Once Mr Hour Glass finished trolling I got up and hobbled around. I applied first aid and tried to make my way to the hospital. Half way there I find that the windows are stopping me from entering and before I can get a gun "BANG"... You are dead. FUUUUUUUUUU okay! I guess that was just a one off thing so ill just try again, he cant still be there so-- oh shit there is a horde following me. So I am running as fast as I can away from the flesh eating trolls. After about 30 minutes of running I find a barn and inside I get a em-field "Awwww yeaa" I say to my self. Again I' running some more down the country and I meat and fellow survivor. I greet him with a friendly "i'm a friendly! I"M A FRIENDLYYYY!" followed by a salute and he salutes me back. I think things are cool when he pulls out a makarov. I managed to get out the word "Don't kill me" and he shoots me and takes my stuff. FUUUUUU This time I ran as fast as i could and picked up a blood pack, some morphine and a epipen. I server jumped as fast as I could but I ran into another problem... After all the trolls like Gun glitches and zombie trying to slap me the loading screen decided to play his own game. I waited about one fucking hour but the loading screen didn't go away. I heard some voice and he said "is anyone in here." I said "I'm friend don't shoot" blindly in every channel. Scared for my precious plunder I changed server only to find the two boxes saying "MALE" and "FEMAIL". The guy who said "is anyone in here" killed a blind man, A BLIND MAN!!! "SO FUCK IT ALL I HATE THIS GAME, I QUIT!" I say, not know 5 minutes later I will fall in love with it again when i spawn close the the west air field. I get a m25 sniper, there is only 3 people playing, NO ZOMBIES FOLLOWING ME. It'was a dream =D. After three hours of running i get a fall clip of surprise butt sex when a bush monster emptied is load all over my ass. It seamed that my m25 sniper was a useful as a ripped condom in stopping them bullets from impregnating me. Well this took a good 30 mintues to type out with ALLLLLL my creativity. I'm all happy again and ready for round.. um "one.. three". ROUND FIVE =D