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why cant the game have normal lag.

I'm get so pissed of when I run up to a corpus after seen the person run away from it to only have them teleport back to be because of fucking desync. Why can it just have normal lagg like every up game.

I will kill every fudd I see

in this game you will be kill on sight, be friendly but don't be stupid. Beware of the Fudds.

The word "bandit" is being thrown around as a title that makes most people think they have some type of skill. I'm not here to tell everyone "being a bandit is dick move" but I don't want to read these threads on how people have gone around and killed a bunch of people then called themselves bandits. I'm not against the KOS players I just don't think calling them a bandit is right. Here is an example of what I mean; *quea solid snake voice* "I readied my sniper, held my breath, then shot the wanderer as he ran across the field. I harvest his beans and left his corpse to rot". Well whoop-dee-do you kill someone who was unarmed with a gun which is practically one hit kill. Now what 'does' take skill, as a bandit, is to follow a player long enough to corner them, point a gun at there face and to restrain them before they log out. At that point you could possibly listen to their story or laugh as the plead for you not to kill their current character; that took them days to work up. In the end you ultimately have power over them, unless they log out but that hasn't happened to me yet. You could choose to kill them, break their legs, force feed them rotten food or maybe they might want to join you. So if you are one of "those" bandits who think they're super hardcore for killing people, you should know that you suck. You suck because you have a huge advantage on that one player you skilless basket case. So I think we should stop calling the KOS people 'bandits' because I think the title of 'bandit' should be reserved for people who actually ROB PEOPLE AND NOT KILL THEM ON SIGHT. I like to call these KOS peeps "Fudds" as in "Elmer J. Fudd". So next time someone creates a story on how to kill a bunch of random people like this Fudd "http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/162697-attention-son-learn-something/" don't called yourself a bandit... because you're just a Fudd "huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Be vewy vewy quiet, i'm hunting bambies"

I have just edited it a bit now that I'm more awake. Is this what rocket intended bandits to do?

When I first started playing I went and looked for a map of chernarus. After assembling all the piece I soon found that it was as useful as a walkie talkie; then I receive a hatchet to the head. it seems t-shirts, pants, batteries and torches are in high demand because around every corner there was someone who had a fetish for one of those items. I died plenty of times but I stopped caring after to first 40 times. The conversations ranged from "oh hi, would you like a can of beans" to "look at bambie, I killz itz". I met a lovely chap who was nice enough to take me on a journey all the way to the north west airfield. On are way there we stop at various towns and feasted on cans of food and bathed in the blood of zombies. We got to the airfield, which was surprisingly deserted, and found a backpack, m4a1 and enough ammo to filled up two ammo boxes. Things were going good until my friend decided to start sneezing, shivering and then DIE! I feasted on his left over beans, I took his ammo and disinfected everything I touched. I then met two other random players who were fully geared, who were surprisingly friendly, and we were frolicing threw chernarus. until we got board and turn into bandits. We didn't just want to kill people because we already had items and when a player dies all the items disappear. Just killing someone for the hell of it isn't a bandit, your just a noob who likes to have an advantage in TDM. Back on topic, We walked all are way back to chernogorsk to look for are first victim We found a couple hiding in the office buildings, I think they were trying to do something with blood bags, so we ran in there guns blazing "PUT YOU FLIPPING HANDS ON YOUR MOTHER FINDING HEADS OR I WILL SHOOT OF YOUR PECKERS". I'm sure you all understand how to uncensored version goes. They put there hands on there heads and said "I'm new, I don't know how to" but we still handcuffed them. This is where the demonic, completely evil, horribly, disgusting, even more evil stuff begins. First we force fed them rotten food, then disinfectant spray. Then we told them to take off all their clothes. We put on very creepy accents and one of us took each of the players into separate rooms. I say "us" because we all took turns doing something to them. We then proceeded to do very, very, nasty thing; yes, what you are thinking right now. We then give them a blood transfusion with incompatible blood then broke their legs and left. The whole process took about 1 hour. We were only planning to force feed them crap but as they were cuffed "US" found a very... creative way to make it look like the players were doing the cyber nasty. There was nothing they could do. I wonder how they both felt about there first experience in dayz. I would love to pick out any spelling errors but I am tired, I spent 15 hours playing this game today. Some of you might be thinking "that guys is just sick" but the hard truth is this is how it is in the zombie apocalypse. One minute you're talking to your friend about how to find food, nec'minute you have a bad case of surprise butt sex.

I started this by asking if we could see some pictures and i mention Warz a couple times. All i was asking is if we could have some more information and a little media about what is happening. Now for reply's I am getting people who are talking about Warz and bagging the game. This was not what i was hopping for. Now everyone is is bitching about every post the next guy makes and complaining about the forums. by reading all this bullshit I have come to the conclusion that 75% of the people here have no idea WTF there talking about. What makes things worse is people are acting like the COD fanbase. "oh there is to many kiddies here" "warz is a shitty rip of" "Kids using the mummers credit cards" "Shut up because your bitching about a game witch you haven't even paid for". Your all as bad as each other, how can anyone hope to get anyone out of anyone when all we do is bitch to each other. Fuck this thread. Might as well lock this because its all fall of crap, the who thing, crap.

WarZ is already selling their game and their releasing the alpha to people who pre-order, in two weeks. Now don't tell me to leave and play War z because I've all ready pre-order the game but i still want to play dayz. All people wan't is just some eye candy, just a screen shot of chernarus plus or a picture of the new graphics. I'm sorry Rocket but you have been talking about how much shit you have done yet you release no pictures. If the game is going to be released by the end of the year (witch is Two months away) gives us someone the fucking look at. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing agents Rocket but he keep throwing a bone at us then pulling back as soon as we start getting interested. And if you have made so much progress then launch Dayz pre-alpha, look at a random zombie/tree/player/building and press the "print screen" key. Once you have done that upload it to the official dayz-dev twitter and confirm it is legit. I am tired of going to "dayzgame.com" and finding the same shit that was there a 2 months ago. If anyone has a problem with what i have said then you can cry to the moderators because this survivor dons't give a shit.

So when are we going to see anything? just a screen shot thats all i want.

Lol so you break there legs then help them, lol. You like a little kid who pulls the wings of fly's so you can have a pet, respect Mon

What country do you live in

Be honest, i thought i was a bandit until i figured out i just killed people for the fun of it rather then looting there bodies. Vote! Are you a bandit who does bandit activities such as hold ups Or are you a murderer who kills people without thinking for the fun of it? Please share why you are a bandit/murderer so people will read this and vote. BE HONEST PS: first poll I made and the preview isn't show me if i did it right so bear with me if this fails.

Age 17 How often are you on DayZ: When i get the time to but lately i have been working and studding for the year 12 exams coming up. Do you have a mic: Yes Play times: usually the afternoons Current Loadout: All these items i got of a dead body somewhere on the cost. Some stuff is scripted, just saying G36c (cammo) 30-RND G36 SD x 6 30-RND Stanag SD x 4 PDW PDW mag X 5 Antibiotics x 2 Pain Killers x 3 Blood Bag x 2 Bandages x 5 Cooked meat x 1 Soda Can x 3 canned food x 3 ALICE Pack x 1 Bush Monster Costume x 1 Ideal loadout: AS50/AWS - Scripted weapon I know but I have gotten lucky before. PDW Backpack Bush monster Costume Food/Medical/equipment Last time you died: Probably as soon as i log on because i got a broken leg when i jump down from the barn. How long have you been playing DayZ: 2-3 months Do you have much experience with groups in ArmA/DayZ: I usually play with a group of internet friend but they really have no idea how to play the game properly. I am kinda looking forward to joining a group of people who aren't noobs and can tell me what to do rather then i do it. Do you have much experience with dayz: I have allot of experience with arma II and dayz. I know have to hide from zombie, loose zombies in trees and I know what item does what. I can move around with no no problem and i can use the buggy inventory with no problem. I know how to use most keys for the game but with the way arma II is made i learn a new command everyday. I can also fly helicopters. Other notes: Please accept me or i will have to join the "[AUS] New Chernarus Republic" and they want to roll play and shit. I meen really! its a fucking game, I play it to escape life not to re-create it Steam: Aaroniveson

Well i am hopping you trolls will be delete from this topic. hey, if you wan't to join me you can but your going to lag real bad and you might get kick off the server. Also since the time frame is different I might have trouble finding the right time to play. Also i am not really bad to play with as long as your not a noob and you know what your doing. I one of them people who really don't give a shit about whats happening hence why i don't want to lead anything.