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probably last time you bought the game you hacked and got global banned and since buying the new version you havent changed your cd key. use google

welcome aboard the hype train, my advice - stick with vanilla. don't be tempted by the abominations such as epoch, though im a stubborn old fucker so make of it what you will :) have fun, the best DayZ is the first couple of months of DayZ

people are impatient because they thought it was coming out this time last year mostly, though some are just trolls trying to derail the hype train

its a good idea and one that has been discussed a good number of times, if i recall correctly i believe in standalone you will no longer crawl due to broken leg but something more similar to your idea - i may be wrong though

go back to big rigs Z EDIT: wrote 'god' instead of 'go' somehow :/

agreed, it should be a total zombie slayer

in the standalone stream at 36:50ish - Rocket: "just one second, I am going to kill myself." loved it

then you can launch from either i assume. youve been on this forum for long enough now - surely you have the game installed and running?

be man, install manually

i like hetstaine :) good guy. true story.

don't get to play often at all anymore due to work, relationship and band commitments, as e47 says above it's not a game i find i can just spend 20 or so minutes playing, if i'm playing i want to play for at least a good few hours. started back in july 2012 when a friend of mine was playing for about a month solid and rarely around on our shortwave IRC group - so i decided to join him and see what this obsession was about. needless to say i was addicted instantly and spent months playing on it all night every night alongside him, only ever stopping to hide in bushes every 20 minutes or so while we roll a joint ^^ magical days that will not be replicated, i ween. EDIT: oh i should point out, i only like vanilla DayZ - not into all this epoch or overwatch or whatever

hmm, dude either already gave up or fixed the issue i guess.

that's a smile? wow, you look extatic - your mother just die or something there? i understand exactly what you did, but from your blatant issues throughout each post i've seen from you (on pretty much every forum or board you post on you're a cunt from what i've seen) you clearly have never emptied your sack on anything barring your own tongue. "And do you actually understand what asexual means? Are you just typing words that try to make you sound intellegent?" haha are you fucking kidding me? you're the one trying to increase the size of your little e-penis by correcting the grammar and wording of other people - i don't need to 'try' to sound intelligent because i'm not an insecure little virgin like you nor do i have such an emotional disposition as you that i need to feel like the big clever man on the internet. as i say, go outside, but i implore you to speak to anyone like this in the street. you genuinely deserve the good beating you'd get if you did :) or you could just sit and wank some more, that's more likely what you'll do i assume. or maybe you'll cry more because i've stopped using capital letters to begin sentences? who knows YOU'RE SO DEEP AND DIVERSE! kill yourself :) EDIT: and if you want to be such a little grammar fag, I quote; "Drawing light to ones (Theres that word again)" you don't capitalise the first letter of the first word within parentheses in the middle of a sentence you fucking idiot, also the word "theres" doesn't exist, you need to use an apostrophe. uncultured little cunt.

DNolan - I'm sure I understand both humour and language better than you - I am trilingual and learning 4th and 5th languages, you clearly have never once smiled in your life from the way you're going on, plus - "yer mum m8" - yeah I'm pretty sure you're asexual. You are the only cunt here, you're clearly at least socially retarded if not mentally (if that avatar is you I would say somewhat physically too). Go outside, the Sun won't actually harm you - though if you go on out there the way you do behind your little keyboard and tiny e-penis I can tell you right now that other people certainly will. Go and fuck yourself you absolute freak :)

he must get a lot of sex

wow i've not known this much sand to be in a vagina so needlessly since that chick was on trial for fucking on a UAE beach, seriously. you're quite clearly the one with a problem mate, also - using the word 'one' and spelling other things incorrectly are unrelated seeing as how they aren't both to do with spelling... grow up. OP cool story bro, indeed one less dumbass in the northern territory (assuming you were up north) Frytek: "Fine for me if you play the game to murder people but you could add some finesy (correct?)." <-- finesse i think you mean. EDIT: i use the word mate as any other english person would - i don't actually consider you a friend of course, that would be preposterous.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE SA

told him that already, OP dummy was spat right out

i genuinely hope it has no epoch features, they confirmed building of bases as an idea before epoch even existed but i hope even that never gets implimented, i just cant bear that idea. it's the standalone of DayZ, not epoch, and i hope to Woden it remains that way.

well it isn't, you're welcome, please i implore you - take your irrelevance elsewhere.

oooh that makes sense then ha :) thanks man. i always had assumed the dates pertained to Czech republic without giving a thought to SmashT location

hmm we have a screenshot from tomorrow as the latest update, nice!

there aren't bases in DayZ barring groups of tents - go to epoch forums for epoch

yep, good luck getting people to join your 420omgyoloeighteeneleven04923804tankswtf902743helisomglolyolo server

i didn't even know chernarus was on DayZero