Lupin-III

They should just go ahead and change the name of this game to Masturbation, because soon enough you'll just be playing with yourself.

There's no point in hiding them. A hacker will teleport to it and take it as soon as you step out. Get your kicks with it, then blow it up... fly it a mile up into the sky and bail out, or just leave it for someone else to use. If you're gone for any amount of time, someone will find it.

Man, I just cannot wait for some buggy-as-hell dogs to be added into the game, and the script kiddies to make spawning scripts that surround you with a dozen of them. FUCK YEAH!

So instead of learning the places to find good weapons with low risk, and avoiding the murder holes... you just decided to cheat. Yeah, fuck your reasons, you're no better than any other cheater.

Gotta love apologists. Some people will defend anything.

I am all of these things. Sometimes I shoot people for their stuff. Sometimes I'll beat a person to death with a crowbar over a can of pasta (my first kill). Sometimes I'll help people that need it (kneecapping a horde of zombies following some unarmed chump). One time I kneecapped a guy and let zombies eat him. Sometimes I'll run away like a big pussy... er, big hero. Maybe I'm just an asshole. Where's the asshole option?

Still looks like pilot error to me.

You have my sardines. Enjoy them, ya crusty joyless person.

Headshots on players with the MP5 don't always seem to do the job in one shot though. I shot someone in the back of the head with one, and all it did was knock him out. I ended up bandaging him and walking off, feeling like a failure.

I personally think it was a mistake for them to ever add storage to begin with. Being able to store a bunch of extra stuff completely negates the perma-death aspect of the game. Means that if you have storage, there's no risk in running around and being the biggest possible douchebag you can be.

Bad iron sights on the mp5? They work just fine for me, only time I don't get a headshot at under 100m is if I fuck up the shot by rushing it, or because I'm winded. ...and the M4 uses optics... not iron sights. M4 does have a far greater effective range though.

Would anyone like to buy a slightly exploded '76 Ford Pinto for the bargain price of $6,499,999?

Starvation, killed some zombies and got a can of food at the last possible moment... had 6 blood left when I ate it. Died less than a minute later when I shot an animal and a zombie got me while I was gutting it. Someone found my slightly chewed on corpse with a DMR on it, because I had no idea where I was... some isolated farm in a forest clearing with a small patch of tilled land.

Since Bohemia Interactive is now the developer, and the DayZ mod is directly responsible for over 300,000 copies of ARMA 2 Combined Ops, then they've already got their investment. But go ahead... pay them more money for a game that doesn't even exist yet. I'd also like to offer you some cloud insurance. They're coming, but are you protected?

You're not supposed to be paying developers before they release the game... they're supposed to make a kick ass product that is worth paying for. It shouldn't be up to you to motivate them by pledging your money based on their promises.

Is the standalone going to be based on an entirely new map, with entirely new player models, zombie models, landscape and building models, and weapon models? Or is it going to just be the current ARMA 2 map with some new animations, sounds, scripting, and textures for existing models to turn them into zombies? One of those is a standalone game. One of those is DLC for an existing game. Since the claim is that the standalone will be released in September or October, then I fully expect it to be the latter and I wouldn't pay more than DLC prices. $5 to $15 at most. And pay for an alpha or beta? $100 for the release and $30 per month? Are you people fucking stupid?

I'll believe it when I see it.

Oh no, no you don't. I'm on to you. You're part of it! Well you can't fool us!

Yet. It's like the grudge... it stalks you, it plays with your head, it won't stop... until you're dead. ia, ia, greenmountain'fhtagan!

STALKER, set within Pripyat with only zombies as your neighbors, would be superior to DayZ.

To be fair, there's no more maturity in gamers after the age of 15 than there is before it.

He said it was the M4A1 CCO, not the M4A1 CCO SD. Notice how he said the only difference was the flashlight and paintjob.

Nah, he just birthed a hacker.

I think he means that anything that isn't XTREME MT DEW REAL COMBAT GRRRAAAH! MILITARY SIMULATOR is just shallow and pedantic... and for children. Because remember, kids... if there isn't a key binding for both inserting and removing the stick from your ass... it's not real enough.

Dumb system. I don't want to know on sight if someone is a bandit, a "hero", or a survivor. People in real life wouldn't wear an "I'm a murderer, shoot me!" badge, so it shouldn't be forced on them in this either... unless this experiment in "realism" is just being thrown at the window now. The new system encourages people to just run away from a fight instead of defending themselves... who wants to risk getting a pair of crusty undies wrapped around their head, causing them to run slower, just because they shot back at someone who tried to kill them. Nope, better to just tuck tail and flee, because it'll make you better at doing just that in the future. Pure pussification. Someone ever tries to kill you... you try to kill em right back.