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I agree that this is some lie fabricated so someone can feel better about themselves... this is the dumbest post ive read in a long time. The idea of a legit survival instructor assigning "extra credit" to 30-40 students to go and get videos of playing DayZ is by far the most retarded half-wit shit I have ever heard of lol. For starters, most survival classes are about 5 to 10 students. Secondly, if my survival instructor told me to go and play DayZ instead of how to start a fire by rubbing 2 sticks on a squirrel's ass, I would ask for my money back. Last but not least his "class" of 30-40 people would all need computers capabel of playing DayZ, they would have to buy Arma2/OA, they would have to buy or pirate fraps, learn how to use it and also hope their computer is capable of running fraps and DayZ at the same time. People that spend a lot of money to learn how to live in the woods for a sustained period of time, dont strike me as the type of people with Gaming PC that record videos of gaming... now before one of you alpha nerds out there jumps out of your seat shouting that you are a seasoned survival expert... I didnt say its not possible, its just not "likely"... I dont think Les Stroud plays DayZ lol

http://youtu.be/LKpnZ7cwWuY

I hunt sheep and cows from stupid long distances just because I can. that and I like to be sneaky when I gut my animal, if you just walk up and shoot the animal and gut it there, you are alerting anyone in the area that you aren't going to be very alert to your surroundings for a minute or 2

Wanna get on teamspeak and watch [aint dry together?

lolz, what a crybaby bitch

I prefer the DMR, yes its loud as a mother, but if you are scared of a horde of zombies and dont know how to dispatch them, then this game isnt for you... in cherno, pop someone with DMR, run into building when zombies start coming pop a smoke grenade or flare across the street depending on time of day.... tada... zombies lose interest in the noise and go for the distraction.

Part 1: So I am at the Balota Airstrip rooting around for mags for my AKM when a dead soldier spots me and chases me into the Control tower. I only have my AKM, the revolver is out of ammo, so I get to the top floor and crouch down. Unfortunately for me this soldier is persistant and comes up and hits me. I had no choice, I had to waste him. Normally I don't waste my ammo on the zeds since they are mainly harmless but I was cornered. as I start to wonder if any other zombies heard the shot, I heard HOARDS of them coming. Up the back ladder and in through the door, I am pinned. I start unloading on the zeds as they funnel in the door and then turn and waste the ones coming up the stairs. With all this AKM shooting going on I begin to wonder about my safety. I glance out the window and see more sprinting my way. I shoot my way down stairs and decide I need to blast my way out the front door because I'm not about to get ripped apart going down a ladder into a group of 5 zombies. As I approach the door my vision starts getting hazy, I notice I am bleeding. GREAT! I go unconscious and the zombies think I am dead and start to disperse back out into the field and air strip. (at this time my machine D/C's from the server) when I am starting to regain consciousness I hear a guy saying friendly over and over, I get up to my knees and am shaking like crazy still bleeding. I tell the guy to get against the wall so I know he isn't going through my pack so that I can bandage myself (and check my inventory so I can decide if he dies or not). I bandage my wounds but am out of pain killers, and the guy did indeed take some stuff from my packjust as I was about to empty a mag into this guy he says "I thought you were dead so I started to loot you" and he drops the items on the ground. I take my stuff and tell the guy theres another AKM up stairs that I didnt grab and some other loot. and I was on my way. Part 2: I am leaving the air strip in bad shape, I am shaking like crazy because of the pain and my vision is going in and out. I need medical attention fast. I make my way to to woods and eat a can of beans and drink a soda to take the edge off... Fucking zombies, I was saving those beans for something special. I decide that its time for me to settle down, no more traveling the country side looking for better and better loot locations. All I need is somewhere with sustainable amounts of food, ammo and medical supplies. then it dawns on me. Cherno would be perfect! I don't mind having zombies for neighbors, so FUCK IT! I'm moving to cherno! I make my way to the north end of cherno by the hospital, and move in casually yet alert, something has the zombies stirred up today. I duck into the first apartment building and find some ammo for my revolver and a hunting knife (SCORE!) but no matches. I do find some road flares and grab them figuring they would come in handy living in cherno. I cross the street and rummage through 3 more apartment buildings and go to the room on the 3rd one and decide this would be the perfect building for me to live in, its in close to the booming center of cherno, but not "to" close and has a perfect escape route to the woods.as I am going through my new "home" out the window I see a looter in the hospital. Oh HEEEELL no! those are my supplies that I need. I need those pain killers or these shakes will never end! from the second floor balcony I raise my AKM and line up my shot. two throughts enter my head: 1. Maybe I should use my revolver so I dont draw attention. 2. Maybe I should just yell at the guy and tell him to leave. Screw that, I havent been living here more than 5 minutes and mofo's already breaking into stores in my neighborhood? this dudes getting LIT THE EFF UP! I flip off full auto and double tap the trigger *BRAP* *BRAP* the looter falls over lifeless. I don't have much time to really consider what I just did, because once again in under 2 hours I hear hoards of zombies rushing my way. I start repeating the word "shit" over and over in my head as I race up the stairs. I go to the roof and look, every zed in the ares is now rushing INTO my house and coming up the stairs for me. Luckily I can think on my feet. at first I position myself in a prone fighting position to shoot them as they come up the ladder onto the roof. But I dont want to waste the ammo, or draw attention to myself or let someone else loot the hospital of the supplies I need. *DING!* perfect Idea enters my head. THE ROAD FLARES! I crouch over to the edge of the roof and toss a flare right down on the porch of the hospital. the zombies in my house suddenly all start to flood out as if someone rang a dinner bell that sounded tastier than my AKM. one zombie made it onto the roof while I was tossing the flare but he either didnt notice me or didnt care anymore and back down he went to go to that flare... Part 3, I'm Sorry Mike After the zombies all disperse from the hospital I tell myself that its time to go get my medical supplies. I sneak across the street and grab a blood bag and some pain killers. I go up the the man I shot earlier and discover his name was Mike (server Seattle 1489 approx 2AM MST). I start to contemplate what I had done, and how I let someone that was just trying to rob me live, but this man robbing a hospital had to die. Why? My thoughts of remorse were interupted when I noticed he was wearing an Alice pack. SWEET! I have been looking all over for one of these! I empty his pack, toss my stuff in it, grab it and leave. I am sorry Mike, but Cherno is a tough place to loot, and a tougher place to live. Maybe when he reincarnates he will keep a watchful eye out for the locals like myself. Now I'm not saying I am going to gun down newbs in Cherno, Hell I might invite some of them to my house and offer them some loot thats inside. What I am saying though is they need to have a respect for cherno and its inhabitants, otherwise their day will end like Mikes.

I lost my Mk 48 Mod 0 :( like litterally lost it... I set it and its ammo down in a bush and made a mental note of where.... headed into cherno with a dif weapon to get a tent I saw earlier, got tent came back... and my guns gone :( Dunno if I just forgot where I set it or if they go away or whatever, but there was no one around when I dropped it, it wasn't in a highly traveled area, and I was only away from it for about 2hrs... oh well.

Funniest thing about this story, is I thought I was at NEA instead of Balota, because when I spawned after my las deathe is said "wilderness" as the closest city lol, so I thought I was on the far east coast and was gonna run up to NEA, so after running past Kamenka, Komarovo and Balota I reached the strip, when looking at the map I thought Balota was Krasnostav... lol FML... Whats even funnier, is I was trying to meet up with a buddy and his Fiance but was having trouble navigating to them because the roads I saw didnt match those on the map... lol. I didnt realize where I was til I saw Cherno.

I know, right?

I own it, I claimed the building as mine, and will die defending it, I need to get a silenced rifle so I can keep the zombies off my block.

Logged back into server and looted the dead bodies of the people that were teleport hacked... Got rid of my trusty AKM for a Mk 48 Mod 0 with 500 rounds, also stuffed a DMR and 8 mags into my pack. No one that died had NVGs :( Now to get back to my house and post up. I think I will make this server my home server and put up a tent "somewhere" for my goodies. that way on the rare chance someone kills me in my cherno home, I can go resupply easily.

Eh, the whole country is one giant ghetto, so it dont matter.

Got teleported from my home to some docks with the rest of the server just now, aborted out, hopefully still have my shit. Happy? lol thanks for jinxing me

LMFAO, this made me LOL! DING DING!

What a Novel... and its not fiction either! This game makes for a pretty good book lol...

I want to hide in cherno, and wait for a new player to go in for loot. I then want to break their leg with a sniper rifle and wait for them to go unconscious, I will then loot their weapons, bandage them, and give them a blood bag, then drag them to a corner of a building and jail them with barbed wire. I will then tell them I am going to go get morphine to fix their leg because I feel bad. In actuality, the hunt starts over. I break someone elses leg, loot, bandage, blood... then drag them in and barb wire them in right next to the other player. I will then give both of them a hatchet and remove the barbed wire keeping them separated. tell them whoever is left standing gets a huge reward. after they fight to the death I will call the winner a murderer and say I didn't think they would actually do it, and shoot him in the face as his punishment for murdering a player... Please fix Server hopping and combat logging so my dream can come true :)

What a helpful bit of advice :rolleyes:

depends on servers set timezone. Dayz commander will show you the servers time

I mentioned most of the points you made.... Respawn is disabled is it not?

to make the story a little bit funnier, is after we exchanged shots the zombies were in a hurry to get to us, I killed the first one on the scene then crawled in the shadows and watched a few eating at his body, they didnt even know I was there.... silly zombies... dead bodies don't end up dead on their own!

I will definitely take video if the chance arises. there's so much that can go wrong... zombies, hackers, people fraking out and using alt+f4, other players interfering while dragging the body etc... lol what would also be funny and easier... is break someones leg in the middle of town, then just heal them and put barbed wire up around them before they come to... once they are awake, pop some smoke grenades to bring in the zombies.... dinner time! lol

cop cars should be in the game... chernarus was a lawless country it seems.

If I got kidnapped and put into a cage fight, I would be happy to die doing so, lol... its like a legitimate, more brutal, thunderdome...

I'll go give you a lead transfusion... :)