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lmao, yeah I usually bring up the sights but when I caught a glimpse of him i was all like "clever girl..." and at that point my trigger finger took over.

Honestly I am surprised I didn't die as well, I was kinda in shock that I didn't put him down forgetting that those shelves are magical force fields lol, I should have moved behind the shelf for reload and let him bleed out while talking crap to him.

Cause he was acting weird, something was up... this was in cherno, not pre-school

Lol, dude was acting weird, made me uneasy, and when I caught the glimpse of him coming at me I knew it was on... as you can see, my humanity is good to go, I only kill those in need of killing.

The smart survivors rode them the hell outa town a long time ago...

Nice avatar, lol that Hippy Dual Survival guy is from AZ which is where I live... hot as a bitch here in the summer :(

Cool... now how do you use the fleshlight?

Firestations do indeed spawn the M1014

I dont get it... if you don't act like a freaking clown in cherno/elektro you can get in and out just fine even on medium pop servers. Maybe I have just done it a thousand times and have mastered the art of avoiding the deathmatch kids or killing them before they kill me... but I can usually make it in and out no problem, I can even hang out in them for a prolonged period of time... Dont just wander around, move with a purpose and scan your areas well before moving

DayZ Commander made updating easy

It should at least warn you someone is entering your pack, I hate that people can get in your pack without you knowing

No... its not hackers... its the noise the character makes when eating food... he eats like a god damned slob and it drives me nuts... smacks his lips like a fucking savage... grrrrrr

Nice Vid! lol, I like your little song at the end...

So my friend has been really curious about DayZ and so I decided to make a video for him, I geared down to just an AKS-74U and Makarov and a few other things and was going to head to cherno and record some PVP and PVZ action with the intentions of eventually dying... Well, I manage to break my leg sliding down a mountain and am forced to start crawling to cherno's hospital when all of a sudden.... HOT DAMN! I spot a van wedged between 2 tree's! I get the van un-stuck and head to cherno and heal my leg, I joy ride around looking for players to pick up and/or harrass but the server wasnt very full since I switched to a low pop server to improve my chances of getting to the hospital (10-12 players). Finally I find this newb and I cant really understand what he is saying and I tell him to jump in the van, I joy ride some more with him and take him to cherno, where I was going to let him out and watch zombies rip him to pieces or shoot him... well in cherno we hit a bump which stops us for a second and he gets out of the van and I run him over on accident... lol oh well... Long video but has good music. http://youtu.be/avKNi2sJ0CE Before you guys get all anal about my "intentions" keep in mind that I technically didn't do anything wrong, and thinking bad thoughts isn't a crime :)

ahhhh, yeah, I see my videos are blocked in Germany. Part 2 has no music, and is funnier than part one... Stupid graphics glitch lol.

Gema?

Here is part 2 which is shorter and a lot funnier... http://youtu.be/JIysbzlz3mI

I had a van and picked up 3 guys, I was going to use them to help fuel the van then kill them in some funny way, but the graphics glitch by balota air strip had other plans for us... pretty sure 1 or 2 of them died lol... http://youtu.be/JIysbzlz3mI

That video was part 2 of this video which explains wh yI was recording and how I found the van, and a newb get killed lol... http://youtu.be/avKNi2sJ0CE

I just got another funny recording of my possibly killing 3 other passengers due to a graphics glitch.

Oh and if the newb that I picked up see's this... Sorry for your misfortune, but the ride probably wasn't going to end well for you anyway.

I always see new players crying about how hard it is to find food/drink/weapons/gear... I don't see what the problem is: On a night server I just suicided with broken legs and spawned near cherno, I had a long trek back to my body so I figured I would stop in cherno for supplies. First stop, Grocery store. in the store I found 3 cans of soda, 3 or 4 cans of food, a Makarov with 3 mags, a Lee enfield with 1 mag, a water bottle, a crossbow and 4 bolts, a hunting knife, matches and also some other random ammo and stuff. I grabbed some food/drink, the makarov, knife, matches, and the crossbow with bolts, I took the crossbow because if I had to dispatch a zombie or player I would rather do it silently rather than alerting everyone to my location with the enfield. I then moved to the fire station and went in the back door. On the ground the was a M1014 and 8 rounds ammo, I dropped the bow for the shotgun at this point "just because" and found a PDW at the base of the stairwell. I swapped out the Makarov for the PDW/1mag since the mag capacity is higher and full auto could be nice if stuff gets nasty. Heading up the stairs I see random ammo for stuff I dont have and even more food/drink. at the top I find and AKS-74U and 3 mags. Drop my M1014 and ammo and take the AKS. I now have 2 full auto weapons, plenty of food and drink, 90 rounds for my primary and 30 rounds for my secondary. I have enough gear for my trek back but figure I would keep looking around since im already in cherno. Next Stop the church, in the church there is even more food/drink and ammo, I leave it all there and head out. I head up to the pub and theres a bunch of zombies around and I see some flares off in the distance, I pop a flare to get the zombies away from the pub entrance and go in... even more foor/drink ammo and weapons. By this time its starting to get light so I head out of cherno and away I go... just outside cherno to the NE there is the small farm village that has a barn, warehouse and stables, between the barn and warehouse I found 2 hatchets, 3 Winchesters and 2 double barrel shotguns... maybe a lucky spawn, but if I didnt have that AK or had a bigger pack one of those winchesters would have left with me. Grabbed the axe and made my way back to my body eventually. Dumped my cherno gear in favor of my better gear and I am now back where I was a few days ago, minus the broken legs. moral to the story? Don't be so scared of Cherno, if you go at night and move slowly and avoid zombies thus the need to shoot zombies, you are good. Sure someone with NVG's could have spotted me and picked me off, but they didn't.

Drawing Anime on iScribble? lol that sir, was no DayZ raid.

May take you up on that... I need to crash now though, just got done pulling an all-nighter making a website mockup for a client. I'll be back on in 6-7 hours when I force myself to awaken from my coma lol.