Were you using voice chat? If so, you must have a damn sexy voice.

Psychopaths on the internet =/= psychopaths in the real world. On the internet, most of us are psychopaths. Just look at your search history (if you aren't an internet schizophrenic and delete your history on exit).

If he changes his post to suit the dumb crowd, then we will all become collectively dumber. We have to have a few posts on here to execerise our minds, and practice our sarcasm detection skills.

"All documented side effects of long-term cannibalism." Seriously? That sounds like an interesting read. Where did you hear that?

Or you could place a stack of coins on your W key like the guy that posted his technique a couple of days ago. :P

Glad I could help! :)

Haha, if only she was the prize at the end of the DayZ tunnel.

Oh... well, could you give me the IP of the server where you are being punished?

I am extremely sorry to do this but, Entitlement Generation Statement: "Should not be punished like this for HELPING iron out the bugs." If you are offering help, you should have no demands. EDIT: If you want to blow off some steam, go axe murder some people in Cherno. :) Double Edit: I just looked at the links in your sig. I hope your post is a troll.

Because rocket isn't a d-bag. However, that doesn't mean he will focus on the mod after the standalone. I hope he directs all or most of his attention to the standalone. You are making it seem like he is a slave to money. From what I have read, he would rather see this game/mod die.

You know you have played too much DayZ, when you drive past an actual barn and think of it as a green circle.

Your avatar makes me trust you way too much.

I only had to pay for Minecraft Beta once at a discount. That doesn't mean DayZ will work exactly the same way though (unless it was mentioned somewhere that it will be the same).

I have never done this before on a forum... but I stopped reading right here: "at the insistence of my girlfriend" Can we trade?

I added those links to my sig. Test them out and see if they work. If they do, just highlight your titles for them in your sig. and click the link button (looks like a chain with a white + sign in a green circle). Here is a picture of that button: http://i.imgur.com/TSASV.png Then paste the link into the pop up window and you are good to go. Edit: Have you tried updating your links? When I click on the Power Plant link in your sig. I am directed here: http://www.dayzmod.c...ad.php?tid=6791 The link you posted here lead here: http://dayzmod.com/f...enerators-v-33/ Note the difference in the URL. This probably happened when the forums changed. Just a different way of linking to posts.