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All you fussy boo boo whiners who are always bitching shut your fuckholes up!! You destroyed eve online and your not going to destroy this too!!!

I was surprised to see the power plant untouched from Arma II. I am really hoping they eventually implement power stations. (perhaps a mod). Here are my thoughts. Need two people to carry and a truck to haul the generator parts which only spawn at power stations. Perhaps need two people to craft it inside the power plant. Allow to fix and destroy the power lines and light up the towns. Hopefully when the game is fully implemented more people will play at night. I also think that in one natural day, there should be two Dayz days. Escaping the night is cheating, like combat logging, hopping, ghosting etc.

Ahoy there fellow survivors. My friends and I have taken to a new policy coined by yours truly. No mic, mo mercy! The goodness of a few may grant you mercy, run into me without a mic and YOU WILL DIE!!!!! Muahahahahhahah muahahahhahahahhahahhaha MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was laughing so hard when i seen this....please don't ban or sensor me I know it is just a joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2PNEttIzM

Killed two survivors running down the road, after i checked out the scene and approached my victims, they both disappeared!! One after the other the two bodies disappeared. I am not sure why this keeps happening. I am sure the right people are already well aware of this but I am curious, is this because they were unconscious and they re-spawned or is it just a bug??

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I was surprised to see the power plant untouched from Arma II. I am really hoping they eventually implement power stations. Need two people to carry and a truck to haul the generator parts which only spawn at power stations. Perahaps need two people to craft it inside the power plant. Allow to fix and destroy the power lines and light up the towns. Hopefully when the game is fully implemented more people will play at night. I also think that in one natural day, there should be two Dayz days. Escaping the night is cheating, like combat logging, hopping, ghosting etc.

Got to admit, it is funny... Whilst afk and going about my day, this video crosses my mind and I just start laughing out loud. Folks are like "what's so funny?".. I can't even begin to explain it...lol

Dangerous times....

I agree, Third Person is as close to cheating as ghosting, hopping, duping, etc as it gets. It really pisses me off. However, I do admit that I myself cheat by looking over walls and around corners and the rest of it. I really wish they would add lights and electricity from the power plants, and forcing everyone to play in the dark. However, there should be 2 Dayz days inside of one RL Day. Evading the night is cheating too. Just has minimal impact.

Ahh thanks that makes sense....

If you read my post you will realize I was simply inquiring on the precise conditions of said bug, get real man. Merry Christmas

Fussy boo boo!!!!!!!

Awesome!!

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I have never heard of anyone waking up without epi pens, I am pretty sure that if you are unconscious, your dead. However I have seen people get knocked down real quickly and get back up. I think if your unconscious, ie knocked out not knocked down, your going to have to respawn. My friends and I have waited over an hour to get back up to no avail. I dont think regaining consciousness is even implemented yet as the forum team people are telling people to just re-spawn. Also, the axes are so overpowered that I could care less about the guns, they are nothing compared to the ax!!!

LOL Wrong location

You are only as stupid as you are certain. There is a lot of fussy boo boo stuff going on. People need to get real and tone it down. This game is outstanding. What we are playing now is the basic foundation of the game, the skeleton. This has to be all squared away before they start adding more content. These guys are working their asses off making this happen. It will all come in due time. Folks are making opinions about the game when the functionality, interaction, animations, sounds, items, recipes and other details that render the qualities of a good game are only partially implemented because they are laying a rock solid foundation. They need data to find and fix things. How could anyone not expect to find themselves on the receiving end of some guinea pig action. That is why we clicked "I understand". Just play and be a part of the dev process or give another month or two. Kind regards, Serp

It would be great to see a surival handbook with all kinds of information about the game, maybe even a series with different aspects of the game i.e. medical, food recipes, mechanical, weaponry, etc. I must say I am impressed with the wide variety of books in the game, I know this is a small detail but for me it's a huge deal. However, I have to beg and plea for two books that are on the public domain. Firstly, "The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexander Dumas. Please sooner or later include my beloved Monte Cristo!! Secondly, I was surprised to see that Plato's Republic was not included. For me I would be so grateful to see monte cristo come around. There is also a little known book known as the kybalion by Three Initiates, that is a wonderful book. Thanks, Serp 1. "The Count of Monte Cristo" 2. Plato's Republic 3 Morals and Dogma 4 The Kybalion 5. Wordsworth\Blake

Now I do not want to sound demanding these are just my considerations I do realize that I might not understand how large the undertakings are for some of these things. 1. I would love to see some of the large open "debug land" be scaled back into the northwest corner of the map a bit, increasing the amount of ocean area. Put islands on the map and a whole slew of maritime vehicles and equipment. place one of those new cargo ships under water, make it a dive site. (perhaps even arma 3 as well eh?) Add in swimming and scuba diving mechanics. Allow for boarding other ships and all that. oh man DayZ piracy!!! Revamp namalsk and utes or create new islands that are way far out from land. and items that come from the sea. We have already heard about the wildlife ideas and seen them in arma 2 and 3. It must be so much work but how cool would be to have hundreds of animals and sea life. Plants and consumable and poisonous plant life. 2. Please leave the weapons lowered at default and must be raised to use please!!!! 3. We need burning damage and fire. I realize this must be a massive undertaking but it would be a huge difference. 4. I heard there might be cannibalism I hope this is true.... 5. Be able to sit in chairs, lay in beds and have fires in fireplaces and what not.

Some folks might get all boo boo about this toward the end of it, but it was hilarious lol..... http://youtu.be/wfuDG-mD1gs

It contains parts from the last year until recently

LOL its actually 12 hours of crickets LOL

What?

Isn't the ending just precious!!! LOL