Rockyfun

I have a great idea : If you have the hero skin : If you have the hero skin you would have to speak with an exaggerated Canadian accent and be very joyful , you must also address everyone as 'Stranger' - Failure to do this would result in a perm ban from all servers If you have the Bandit skin : If you have the Bandit skin you would have to talked like a southern man with throat cancer and must address everyone as 'Boi' - Failure to do this would result in a perm ban from all servers

Heres mine : Well I had just died to a hacker and joined a new game and started walking to Nw airfield because I knew I needed a gun so It was like 13km away and I was about half way there and I hear a sniper go off and see it hit the ground in front of me so i get down behind a rock so I wait about 5mins a decide to run for it not knowing where he was i kept running to the airfield but i hear another shot this time i don't hide i run to the forest.I make it to the forest but out of nowhere my guy trips and before you know it i had fallen on the sniper and my penis got stuck in his eye.He died instantly but i had to respawn because it had got stuck.Share your first bandit kills below!

I think that you should be able to rape people. Like when there back is turned you can run up and rape them and give them and std or maybe being able to rape dead bodys? and when you rape to many people your p*nis could fall off? and you would be less of a man.I really think this would improve the game and make it appeal to a larger audience. I think that you should be able to tape people. Like when there back is turned you can run up and tape them and give them and std or maybe being able to tape dead bodys? and when you tape to many people your ear could fall off? and you would be less of a derp .I really think this would improve the game and make it appeal to a larger audience.

Why do you make all these stupid fucking suggestions?! "Oh lets make a option to turn PVP on servers" IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO PLAY PLANTS VS ZOMBIES. "Oh lets make you get a price on your head when you kill players" STOP FUCKING RUNNING INTO TOWNS WITH YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS LOOKING TO GET QUICK LOOT "Oh lets make it so you can't kill unarmed players" OH YEA HAVING NO GUN MEANS YOU CAN TAKE BULLETS TO THE FACE. Sorry for all caps but ......ARGGHHHHHHHHHH. Why are you people trying to turn this into left 4 dead?!

I got it off a youtube comment=|