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Zach Is Your Friend

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  1. Zach Is Your Friend

    Helicopter respawn time

    This morning our Huey pilot lagged and the chopper crashed. The admins tried to do a quick restart for us to see if it would reappear at the last save spot, but unfortunately it didn't. How long can we expect to have to wait for a new chopper to spawn so that we can repair it?
  2. Zach Is Your Friend

    Friendly mode

    No
  3. I have a DMR I would be willing to trade for 5 M9SD mags, 3 Coyote Packs, 1 NVG, 1 Rangefinder, and 1 Ghillie. PM me and we can work this out.
  4. Zach Is Your Friend

    Helicopter respawn time

    Lol... We have their TS info so we hopped in real quick and told them what happened. We are in opposing clans and have friendly "wars" with each other, but no one wants to see something like a chopper go down to something as trivial as lag. They were having fun hunting us/it.
  5. Zach Is Your Friend

    Need AS50 Ammo, Willing to trade...

    How many mags per ghillie/DMR? 3 mags for a ghillie and a DMR sounds fair to me.
  6. Zach Is Your Friend

    Looking to trade my AS50 + 5 MAGS

    I will trade you a PDW and I believe 2 clips is what I have. Maybe 3. Also have some G17 clips that also work for it.
  7. Zach Is Your Friend

    Trading for AS50 Ammo

    Hey man, I sent you a response on skype but haven't heard back yet. I'm at work skyping on my phone.
  8. Zach Is Your Friend

    Trading for AS50 Ammo

    Added you on skype
  9. Zach Is Your Friend

    Stupidest Ways to Die in DayZ

    I jumped out of the chopper too soon... twice... in the same day...
  10. Zach Is Your Friend

    Trading for AS50 Ammo

    PMed you.
  11. Zach Is Your Friend

    Welcome to the thunderdome.....

    I'll take your gear..........
  12. Zach Is Your Friend

    Welcome to the thunderdome.....

    It was a hacker.
  13. Zach Is Your Friend

    sum kewl storeez

    AND IT BEGINS AGAIN ::pulls up chair:: Yum popcorn
  14. Zach Is Your Friend

    sum kewl storeez

    ::Grabs Popcorn:: Please, continue :thumbsup:
  15. Zach Is Your Friend

    Hacks?

    Probably just had good loot
  16. Zach Is Your Friend

    What's your fastest murder?

    Spawned in Komarovo. Ran into the factory which was littered with bodies. Found a few AK-Kobras, a G17, CZ, and other random guns. Also found tons of tools including 2 NVG, 2 GPS, and an entrenching tool. Then 4 dudes ran in. 3 murders and a bandit kill within 2 minutes of spawning.
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    Tales of Real Banditry

    Same, that is pretty damn clever and hilariously cruel. I think I am going to try holding up a group of survivors sometime with only a Makarov or Hatchet, telling them that I recently respawned and that I have a sniper and people with automatic weapons behind me to back me up. I will then ask them to give one a rifle and that if they shoot me or if they refuse that they will be sniped instantly. Once they do, I will either go along my merry way singing the trololol song or I will just shoot them.
  18. Zach Is Your Friend

    Tales of Real Banditry

    I just started playing a couple days ago and it took me until last night to really get the hang of the game... All of this is on the US89 (or was it US87?) server. During the day I met a guy who told me about his ATV and how awesome it was. I asked him to show me, so he did. Weasled got a 7.62 and I got an ATV. Having decided that I didn't want to follow that path, I went to Cherno to gather supplies and maybe make a friend. I did and his name was Droost. We both needed blood and he was being swarmed by zombies. I saved him and we discussed meeting up with his group and his friend "Zack" as we exchanged supplies and he gave me a transfusion. Now was my turn to give a transfusion, something I hadn't done before. I used the scroll wheel menu and selected the option to start it,but for some reason instead of giving him blood I gave him a couple bullets as my AK sprayed wildly on full auto. After Droost, I realized the true potential of this playstyle and made my way into forest as dusk hit. Once it was completely dark out, I stalked a guy in the darkness for an hour to Balota, crawling in the grass with my AK. I crept up right next to him and yelled, "BOO!" then shot him. Yum beans. Later, I met someone named Zack (note that I am Zach). He had a hatchet and I kept telling him that I wanted to be good friends with him. I was going to build him a fire in the barn so we could sing campfires and tell stories, but all he could talk about was how we should go to Elektro. I told him I didn't want to and that I felt very unappreciated since he wanted to leave me after I built a fire for him to warm up. As he turned and left I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" That was the last thing he heard before my M1911 went off. I made some friends because apparently Zack had friends with good gear and they were/are (assuming they play on that server regularly) offering a bounty for me. The guy Droost from before is also apparently part of their crew, to make things worse. Some people heard it and later on ran into me and we are now best buds because they actually sing songs around the campfires with me. We decided to raid some villages later and ran into a guy with an Enfield. He wanted to join us, which we were wary about considering the bounty on my head but I said ok. He started acting suspicious though, looking in our packs and constantly flashing his light. I told him to stop, but he didn't listen. I told him that in order for us to trust him, he had to pick up a road flare and light the way through Cherno for us. If he lived, he was in. He picked it up and ran as we watched, hopeful that he would pull through. But alas, the inevitable sniper rifle report rang through the hill.... Sorry dude, whatever your name was...
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